Has been covered many times, but

[Alleya]

It's because they all watched that devil-man, Mr. Rogers.

[BRP]

FKING ROGERS

[BRP]

The main enemy of America is Mr Rogers, not a physical being.

[Alleya]

The main enemy of America is Mr Rogers, not a physical being.

[Antithesis]

btw: The real enemy of Forza Motorsport 3 is the circular nature of life, not a physical being.

Does this apply to all racing games? THIS IS IMPORTANT.

[Kiarax]

I love it when people praise the storylines of modern Final Fantasy games.

What's the matter, too deep for you?

[BRP]

The main enemy of FFXIII is its shitty storyline

[Kiarax]

BRP you are gonna laugh your ass off at the plot of Peace Walker.

[Alleya]

Does this apply to all racing games? THIS IS IMPORTANT.

No, the racing games that take their cues from the fast and the furious and other nonsense are different.

Their main enemy is sexual impotence.

[Conrad]

Does this apply to all racing games? THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Not Mario Kart

[Antithesis]

No, the racing games that take their cues from the fast and the furious and other nonsense are different.

Their main enemy is sexual impotence.

What would Mario Kart's main enemy be? The giant penguins!?

[Alleya]

Not Mario Kart

True. Mario Kart is an existentialist take on the futility of competition in a universe comprised of meaningless chaos. Shit is fucking deep as hell. It makes Camus look like stephanie meyer.

[Shiroikage]

the main enemy of resident evil is big pharma, not a physical being

[Antithesis]

True. Mario Kart is an existentialist take on the futility of competition in a universe comprised of meaningless chaos. Shit is fucking deep as hell. It makes Camus look like stephanie meyer.

Oh god I fucking lost it. My manager just looked at me with the best face like "Wtf you laughing at spick?"

[Klaatu]

Should have shown him Machete trailer

[Qalbert]

and then told him he fucked with the wrong messican

[Klaatu]

and then told him he fucked with the wrong messiCAN

^

[Xno Kappa]

The main enemy of Halo is xenophobia, not a physical being.

The main enemy of Kingdom Hearts is puberty, not a physical being.

The main enemy of Super Mario Bros is fratricide, not a physical being.

The main enemy of Pokemon is slavery, not a physical being.

The main enemy of Call of Duty is the industrial-military complex, not a physical being.


DEEP. VIDEO. GAMES.

Keep crying moar, it amuses me lol.

[Genosync]

why are people still talking about FF13 anyway

everyone that thinks it was omgamazing needs to get over it, see the game for what it really is in the gameplay aspect, and go do something else.

jesus christ, even Brawl is more entertaining than FF13 and Brawl is pretty fucking boring

[BRP]

Keep crying moar, it amuses me lol.

I guess laughing really hard and crying do look alike. Now your little rant how I destroyed that FFXIII thread that is some real crybaby shit.