Random Facebook Drama / Hilarity (Warning: Long, and frustrating text blocks)

[Devolver]

Anyways I'm done with this thread

Why do grammar nazi's always think they're so cool?

Welcome back, craving more attention?

[Pikarya]

Where's Elphaba when you need her. Oh wait.

[Yabby]

Well, I am indeed a grammar nazi. But mainly because it's interesting that someone from a foreign country where English is not the official language, e.g. me, writes less mistakes than people who speak, read and ideally write it every day.

BUT! That's the same with pretty much every language...the French are on an equal level.

@Yabby: animals do the trick for me too.

Which animals? Your answer will base what i think of you from here on.

[Tonka]

ITT: People overreacting to people overreacting

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8966/stanley2.gif

[jmc]

Read the entire OP

and all I gotta say is.......


Malden does actually suck.

[Meresgi]

Well, I am indeed a grammar nazi. But mainly because it's interesting that someone from a foreign country where English is not the official language, e.g. me, writes less mistakes than people who speak, read and ideally write it every day.

BUT! That's the same with pretty much every language...the French are on an equal level.

See once you master the language...you must UN-MASTER IT.

[Nekonaruto]

@Yabby: doesn't matter, everything that kicks back but doesn't bite. (I wonder how long I can go on talking about zoophilia before I disgust myself, haha)

[Lazytowner]

Oh wow, I fucking love this thread.

OP's post is why I don't fuck with social networking sites anymore -- too many sheeple looking for attention. I won't miss the ghetto assholes riding the CAPS LOCK wave, or the countless invites to Mafiawars and Farmville.

*facepalm*

And I must say, excellent work OP.

[Cadsuane]

...is not the official language, e.g. me, writes less mistakes than people who speak, read and ideally write it every day.

BUT! That's the same with pretty much every language...the French are on an equal level

Writes -fewer- mistakes, and a semi-colon is more appropriate than an ellipsis.

[Aristio]

, or the countless invites to Mafiawars and Farmville.

Because Treasure Isle is far superior. <---Fact

[Ksandra]

I feel this link is appropriate for the grammar shit:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935115

[Milkster]

I almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard.

[Francisco]

Oh man... this is going better than I could have hoped.

She stopped replying to me... but...

BUT...

She "told" on me.

That's right... she told my mom!

She basically sent an email to my mom, saying how negative I am towards junkies, and how hurtful it is (LOL)... she went on and repeated some of the stuff stated in the OP...

Here's my mom's reply:

Don't get me involved in any disagreements or issues that you and Billy have. He is 28 years old - too old for people to come to me and complain about his views, opinions or whatever else he says that may offend you. You are in your mid thirties. If you don't like or agree with someone else's opinions, just let it go. From what I have read on facebook, it does not seem that he has singled you out, so there is no need to be offended. Sometimes we have to ignore things people say. Please take this up with Billy, or just drop it. I'd prefer to be left out of it. Thanks for understanding.

Of course, she finds the whole situation hilarious:

As you can probably tell by my response, I worded it so she thinks I don't know about the private e-mails. (From what I have read on facebook....) I can't believe she would contact me to "tell" on you. How old is she...? WOW!

By the way, my mom loves the Kent Brockman image...

[alt]

Vendog is just trolling right?

I mean he can't really be serious? Can he?

[pahnphoenix]

Vendog is just trolling right?

I mean he can't really be serious? Can he?

most likely, but you never know. as with all meta stuff, trolls (usually) get boring when they start trolling trolls. best to just focus on the initial content and lol or not.

if s/he is trolling, s/he's not doing too badly. got some responses. once s/he admits to trolling s/he auto-fails in my book. i admit to trolling sometimes myself, but in so doing i am trolling myself, because i know my contempt for trolls that admit that they are trolling.

as for OP, mildly funny. that 'PCHISICLAICLY' shit is pretty out of control. since i'm once again posting on BG and the last time i posted was the sriracha thread, i want to note that for dinner i had 3 pieces of cheese pizza with much sriracha on them. this was... maybe 7 or 8 hours ago. as brendon small once said, it's time to pay the price.

[Apelila]

Thank you. Just, thank you. I go to bed happy now.

[Ziegus]

UNLESS YOU HAVE BEEN THEIR SHOES PLEASE DONT JUDGE

HAVE YOU BEEN THEIR SHOES?!

This is what killed me the most reading through it. God damn the grammar was so fucking horrid but it was so hilarious. The responses from your mom are just icing on the cake too.

[Charismatic]

trolls (usually) get boring when they start trolling trolls.

Nah, bump that

[Jonny]

wow this thread is FUCKING GOLD!!!

and i think Vendog forgot what Forum he was on.

[Anomander]

I have never laughed so hard at something on BG as I did at the Kent Brockman image. A+ thread would read again