Hey Xbox and PS3; SNES and Genesis are calling

[Pikarya]

Metal Gear Solid is better than Shakespeare. Prove me wrong.

Peace Walker? Yes.

[Antithesis]

Kiarax called GOTY on it. It must be good.

[Pikarya]

its so kawaii and uguu~~~

http://i42.tinypic.com/11ac2dd.jpg

[Alleya]

SCENE: INT. SHADOW MOSES MISSION CONTROL. ENTER COLONEL CAMPBELL, MEI LING, SOLDIER

MEI LING
What bloody man is that? He can report,
As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt
The newest state.

COLONEL
This is the sergeant
Who like a good and hardy soldier fought
'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend!
Say to the king the knowledge of the broil
As thou didst leave it.

SOLDIER
Doubtful it stood;
As two spent swimmers, that do cling together
And choke their art. The merciless Liquid Snake--
Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
The multiplying villanies of nature
Do swarm upon him--from the western isles
Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied;
And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling,
Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak:
For brave Solid Snake--well he deserves that name--
Disdaining fortune, with his brandish'd steel,
Which smoked with bloody execution,
Like valour's minion carved out his passage
Till he faced the slave;
Which ne'er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him,
Till he unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps,
And fix'd his head upon our battlements.

MEI LING

O valiant cousin! worthy gentleman!

[Shiroikage]

i would play that game while jacking myself off

[Kiarax]

SCENE: INT. SHADOW MOSES MISSION CONTROL. ENTER COLONEL CAMPBELL, MEI LING, SOLDIER

MEI LING
What bloody man is that? He can report,
As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt
The newest state.

COLONEL
This is the sergeant
Who like a good and hardy soldier fought
'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend!
Say to the king the knowledge of the broil
As thou didst leave it.

SOLDIER
Doubtful it stood;
As two spent swimmers, that do cling together
And choke their art. The merciless Liquid Snake--
Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
The multiplying villanies of nature
Do swarm upon him--from the western isles
Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied;
And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling,
Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak:
For brave Solid Snake--well he deserves that name--
Disdaining fortune, with his brandish'd steel,
Which smoked with bloody execution,
Like valour's minion carved out his passage
Till he faced the slave;
Which ne'er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him,
Till he unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps,
And fix'd his head upon our battlements.

MEI LING

O valiant cousin! worthy gentleman!

I don't think I've ever expressed how much I love you Alleya, but it is a lot.

[Antithesis]

I don't think I've ever expressed how much I love you Alleya, but it is a lot.

Gay.

[Shiroikage]

it's not gay to want to fuck whoever wrote that

[Antithesis]

You would know, wouldn't you Shiro?

[Shiroikage]

i know my heart

[Kiarax]

Even if it is gay... I'm okay with it.

[Kiarax]

Alleya is a black lady anyway, just like Kuya.

[Norellicus]

SCENE: INT. SHADOW MOSES MISSION CONTROL. ENTER COLONEL CAMPBELL, MEI LING, SOLDIER

MEI LING
What bloody man is that? He can report,
As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt
The newest state.

COLONEL
This is the sergeant
Who like a good and hardy soldier fought
'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend!
Say to the king the knowledge of the broil
As thou didst leave it.

SOLDIER
Doubtful it stood;
As two spent swimmers, that do cling together
And choke their art. The merciless Liquid Snake--
Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
The multiplying villanies of nature
Do swarm upon him--from the western isles
Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied;
And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling,
Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak:
For brave Solid Snake--well he deserves that name--
Disdaining fortune, with his brandish'd steel,
Which smoked with bloody execution,
Like valour's minion carved out his passage
Till he faced the slave;
Which ne'er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him,
Till he unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps,
And fix'd his head upon our battlements.

MEI LING

O valiant cousin! worthy gentleman!

10/10