Machete (MC: 60, RT: 73%)

[Drunkenmonk]

If this is coming out, when's he making the Nazi werewolf movie?

and THANKSGIVING

[Eticket]

and THANKSGIVING

Eli Roth is making Thanksgiving. I think it opens next year.

[Yabby]

Yesss! Those fake trailers were the best part of Grindhouse.

^

I can't wait for this.

[Deftscythe]

Just saw this. Met my expectations with a nice share of awesome over-the-top moments.

[jinkazama]

There is no way to explain the awesomeness of this movie. I thought planet terror was done perfectly, doesnt even come close to machete.

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wtf I had no clue Linsday Lohan got nude in this movie lol, and Jessica Alba side boob wasnt bad either

[grantlogan]

The immigration shit was way annoying but an entertaining movie. Lots of violence & tits! Jessica Alba is an awful actress too but I guess that goes without saying.

[grantlogan]

double post oops

[Rhinox]

If you think this movie is gonna be a serious movie you need to go kill yourself.

It's meant to be cheezy over the top in the same way Grindhouse was that being said this movie is awesome definitely would recommend it.

btw this is not the last of the Grindhouse trailers to be made. Eli roth is making a movie based on this.

[Tellahh]

Going to see this later tonight, was thrilled to hear this was getting a real film debut after seeing the fake trailers in Grindhouse! I can already expect some cornfed acting and lines but that's to be expected when they're making a joke film such as this. Thanksgiving is going to be full-on retarded (in a good way) if he keeps to the trailer, a cheesy 80s style horror with all the trimmings haha.

[Vandry]

Looks pretty crazy, will probably go see this sometime this weekend.

[Null]

Greatest thing about this is the amount of actors from Lost, all under the same lights.

[jinkazama]

"machete don't text" fucking killed for some reason.

[Hushigoshi]

"machete don't text" fucking killed for some reason.

"Machete improvise" was equally awesome.
This movie was just about as bad-ass as one could get with crazy action scenes.

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I was cracking up and nearly lost it when he grabbed the guy's intestines and used it as a rope in the hospital. If that wasn't badass, then I don't know what is.

[jinkazama]

"Machete improvise" was equally awesome.
This movie was just about as bad-ass as one could get with crazy action scenes.

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I was cracking up and nearly lost it when he grabbed the guy's intestines and used it as a rope in the hospital. If that wasn't badass, then I don't know what is.

AHHH I'm so mad at myself for not mentioning that yet! That was prolly the best part of the movie

[Rhinox]

one of my favorite scenes

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Machete stabs the guy with a meat thermometer and when the house blows up the body falls on jessica alba's car and the thermometer goes nuts

lol

[grantlogan]

I loved how Machete would appear out of thin air.

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Like in the hospital when there's nothing under the bed that goes through the double door & BAM, he crawls out from under it lol.

[Gryffes]

I want to see a sequel... crossover....

Machete + Black Dynamite.

The world would implode in a magnificent explosion of glory and win.

[Souj]

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wtf I had no clue Linsday Lohan got nude in this movie lol

She didn't. It was obviously a body double.

[chazzyphizzle]

Yeah, first thought was "holy shit". Second thought was; "oh, that is definitely not her."

[Souj]

Jessica Alba shower scene wasn't even real. She had underwear on.