D is treated unfairly

[Kaisha]

If a professor is putting any effort at all into their test creation, the order of items in a question will be randomized.

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[Mertron]

No, fuck you, these are terrible tests

My ability to bullshit knows no bounds.

[Norellicus]

My ability to bullshit knows no bounds.

Well I know some people who really do prefer those and I hate them for it, so I didn't sense the whoosh

[Shiroikage]

I fucking love short answer and long answer.

[Shiroikage]

Especially when it's some long applied question or designing some sort of protocol.

[Darkslitter]

Multiple choice math tests suck ass. It's very rare that I can't get at least partial credit for every question on a math test

[DERFTHEGALKA]

Fucking scan-trons, man. I get so paranoid because every test has more correct A and B answers than C or D. That shit looks too uneven. I can't be the only one who suffers this insanity. (As a rule, if I guess I always go with the letter which had the least answers. I will actually fucking count it too.)

YEP YEP YEPPPPP BRODER BRP YEP I AGEE THAT DEM SCAN THINGERS DUN MESS MEH UPS TOOS CUZ I CAN NEVAR FINDS THE RIGHT NUMBER TO FILLS ON IN THEY ALL ALPAHETS >__________>

[Xno Kappa]

Quannum is probably taking a shit;

Okay I just got to rant about this... and maybe a few ppl have experienced this before with BG but their "professionalism" with moderating their boards is flawed.

I myself am a website admin and moderator and have been for a decade ._. I moderated boards just as huge if not bigger than BG before and not only that I am working on my master's project which is related to art courses and using a message board system to develop a community for art students to learn in. So I think I know a weeeeee bit more than BG mods do with professionalism.

Now, granted Derfthegalka is a funny guy and I know him irl and he's very care free but he and I know how far to go on a message board. But at times I think that some moderators, which are young and inexperienced at actually doing their job right, get too self-absorbed into their job and ban like crazy over their own personal feelings. That is NOT how you treat people.

The phrase to put it mildly is called "godmodding." Kids put up a message board and then it becomes popular... then some mods actually go powercrazy over that type of power and think that they can do whatever that they want.

We all know our fun luving Derfthegalka really doesn't break any rules. He doesn't spark fights but actually its the other way around- posters replying spark the fights and Derf's original messages don't even provoke that.

Anyway, what this all came down too was him being banned from BG.... not once but so far twice! Now the first time, Derf was banned because FFXI nerds were raging on Derf for his spelling and grammar.. hay last time I checked this was a free country..er..internet. Apparently that doesn't apply to BG because he was banned because and I quote, "the mod that banned you couldn't stand reading his posts." WELL DON'T READ HIS POSTS THEN! lol BG has a flawed system, they just BAN you... no email warning nothing. And it's one thing to be kicked off of a board- its another being BANNED flat out where you can no longer see the message board. That is just wrong especially since no warning was made prior... but apparently, their rubric rules which one has to memorize in the back of their heads has to be constantly be in your mind all the damn time. And mind you, I've written REAL professional disclaimers for message boards and I know prolly even more than they do with what a poster can and cannot do. Well Derf also knows this too.... again, he's not as dumb as you all think ~.^

Well my friend logs on and he gets this which I screen captured for him:
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Now wtf lol. All I know is that we had a starlight celebration sig made actually from some other poster as a spoof with Derf's face on it... then the BG name was screen captured and put on the sig... now seriously... really... honestly... how fucking immature is that to get ansy over? lol Like that really is something that merits a ban... again, abuse of power anyone??

I am sure we aren't the only ones that got mistreated like this by BG... if you think about it what is so big about that place anyway? If I felt like it DTG.com can be bigger than them but I am not a nerd with lots of money to blow and connections with the development team... like that really matters since the posters put up majority of the news on that board which makes it sooo popular.

Whenever Derf posts he generates a HUGE amount of attention and that also equals to exposure to google adsense.... really, Derf is a gold mine rofl and the funniest poster that ever posted on a FFXI forum. Honestly, Derf and myself aren't missing BG or even KI really, we think they are uptight and too submissive to the status quo and conformity of idiots who play backseat moderator. LAST time I checked FFXI was suppose to be FUN and players are suppose to be enjoying themselves. Now I am not going to justify every single REAL Troll or nuisances from real bad posters because I've been there done that as a mod and had to warning/ban them-- but Derf is clearly not a troll or a nuisance because he never starts arguments or makes off FFXI related topics.... just the replies from ppl who ARE off topic is when Derf is. I am seeing if I can get Derf to post here exclusively and especially his movies since he isn't appreciated elsewhere...

This is DTG.com tell it how it is.

[tyven]

[Woozie]

One of my science teachers in high school thought it was wrong to lie to her students, so all her answers to her tests were "true". She outright told us this after the first test when we realized every answer was true. True/false was always at least 75% of the tests and in many cases 100% of it. On the few questions that were not true/false, we'd openly cheat while she was in the room and she didn't seem to care. We weren't discrete about it at all. People would yell questions and answers across the room or just get out of their seat and sit next to whoever they wanted to cheat from.

A few people failed that class somehow.

[Chicomagiko]

I told Skirk this once but in College, I needed a GPA booster class. Something where everything was just a scantron test .... bullshit class basically. He recommended Intro to Criminal Justice, so I took it.

Not only did he give us every question the class before the actual test so we knew what was coming, he actually makes shit even easier! These are actual things that have happened in tests in that class:

-The question will state something like "The name for blah blah blah in the Criminal Justice system that describes blah blah blah is:" then state the choices and immediately after say something like "The correct answer is B."

-After reading the question, all the answer choices(A, B, C, & D) are the exact same thing.

-After reading the question, the correct answer is circled for you.

-A student raised his hand and asked what a question meant because the meaning was unclear. The professor read the question out loud and was like "Basically Jimmy, what they're talking about is X. Don't you remember us going over X in class? X basically states Y & Z." Essentially...he just told you the answer if you were smart enough to get it and pay attention

-During the final a student raised their hand and asked "Professor...what's the answer to #76?" The professor stared at him blankly...took the test out of his hand... looked at it...and said "The answer is B." and handed him back the paper.

I got a 100 in that class.

I lol'd heartily.

[DERFTHEGALKA]

Quannum is probably taking a shit;

OARRRRRR LETMEH DERFANESE THAT FUR Y'ALL BRODER!!!!

MKAY BRODER I GOTES TO RANT BOUTS THIS HER ONE AND SAIDS THAT ALL OF BG DONE TIREDS OF DEM MODDERS ACTIN LIKE NOOBLIEHS YO..... THEIR "PRUFESSUINISM" AND THEIR MODDY SKILLZ IS FLUD YO

iAM MAYSELFS A DANG OL WAR FOR THE BOUTS OVER 9000 YEARS YO AND I DUN GETS MOAR BUDDEHS ON MAH FACEBOOKS THAN ON HER KI AND BGS.... ANDS I DUN GOTES MAH CERTIIFCATES FROM PRE-SKOOL SO I DUN KNOWS HOW IT IS IN DEM BEGINS....................... HELLS IF I CAN TAKE OVAR FINATANSTER WITH MAH HOME VIDEO MOVEHS YO THENS I CAN TAKE OVAR DANG OL DEM INTERNAT


ANYWAYS.....

NOW GRANTED I AM A SMEXY GALKERS AND MAH BUDDEH DERFSLILHALPER DONE HALPED MEH AT DEM FAN FESTERS DEM MODDIES TOO STOOPID TO REED AND WIGHTS....DEM MODDIES DUN KNOWS HOW TO TREETS FINATSER NERDS BUT I DOS!!!!! INVITE DEM TO A PARDEH YO!!

**BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRPPPPPPPPPPPPP**

OARRRR HOW THAT GET IN THAR... ANWAYS

DEM PHRASER THAT THER CALLED IS "BUTTFUCKING." YEP YEP... LIL OL 30 YEAR OL KIDS FARTS UP A BOARD AND CALLED THAT A WEBSITE WHEN HER THEY DUNT HAVE A WWW. AT THE BEGINS YO1!! THAT AINT NO DANG OL WEBSITERS!!!!!!!

ANYWAYZ THEY DEM POWERCRZY BECAZ DEM DO WHATEVAR THEY DANG OL WANTS EVEN THO DEM POSTERS PAY FOR DEM WEBSITERS, WIki AND DEM HOODIES...


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i am not dddumb as eveeyone done SAIDS I AMS YO1
WELLL MY BUDDEH DONE LOGGED ON DEM BOARD USING MAH DANG OL USERNAMEZ AND PASSWORDY AND GOTES THIS HER:

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