THE RIGHT WAY TO SPEK DERFANESE YO

[DERFTHEGALKA]

http://derfthegalka.com/derfyboard/i...rfy_avatar.png YEAH SO ANYWAYS YO Broders i dun on noticems that Y'all trying TO SPEK DERFY!!! BUTS Y'ALL DOING IT IN THE UNBEGINS YO!!! LET'S TRY THIS RIGHT HAR AND SEES HOW Y'ALL SPEAK REAL DERANIESE....





http://killingifrit.com/forums/topic...arriur-for-yo/

The North American official website[6] was recently updated[when?] and explains about the Job System, also known as The Armoury System. By wielding different weapons and even crafting tools, players will be able to take on the role of their choosing such as Gladiator or Thaumaturge. In general, the different roles are divided into four disciplines: Disciples of War (masters of combat arms), Disciples of Magic (self-explanatory), Disciples of the Land (gatherers of material resources and students of the natural order), and Disciples of the Hand (crafters who invest their creative ingenuity in synthesis and industry). The crafting system will be a part of the Armory System; when a player decides to wield a Blacksmith hammer, their appearance will change and they will become a blacksmith. The same goes for harvesting tools; a player will be able to equip them and their appearance will change. They will then take on the role of a resource gatherer.


O_____________O WUT THE HELL DOES THIS ALL MEEN?

YEP YEP YEP YEP I DONT CARE IF Y'ALL SMART OR GOOD AT LEARNING BUT WARRIURS DONT NEED NO DANG OL SKOOL TO KICK SOME ASS! SO MY QUESTIUN IS WHAT THE HELL I S A DICIPLE OF WAR REAALY DOES ?!! I AM A WARRIUR AND I DON'T NEED ANY DISCIPLINE SO WHY NOT GEST LET US HAVE A GOOD OL JOB SYSTEM IN THE BEGIN LIKE GOOD OL FFXI!!! ISN'T A DANG OL CLASS THE DANG OL SAME OL THING AS A JOB SYSTEM?!


man this dang ol Fantasi furteeen stuff OOPS FORGOT THE CAP LOCK Y'ALL HARD TO TYPE WITHOUTS IT MAN ANYWAY THIS DANG OLD STUFF IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND!

http://derfthegalka.com/derfyboard/i...rfy_avatar.png
O-K-AY BRODER NOWS THAT HOW GOOD OL DERFTHEGALKA DOES NOWS BRODER GRISS DONE SAID:

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k2...ff/ffxivav.jpg hold on i think i might be able to speak to derf in his native language.


Yo Derf dont be worring none about what they call dem peeople wuts swinging axes at stuff just grab one and go a huntin some squirls. best part be that when them squirls be runnin you all over tarnation you can say forget this and pick up a bow for soem long distance pulunking now gettin out yer bow might make you wuts they call an archer only important part be that your still derf the ass kickin man. i rekkon the best part about there being none of them fancified levels is you being able to go out wit yer buddies and beat up stuff together.


You aint gotta be smart at lernin to understand it, i reckon it dont mader mutch, just go do what ya wanta and have yer self a good ol time!

http://derfthegalka.com/derfyboard/i...rfy_avatar.png
YEP YEP YEP YEP.... THAT'S HOW Y'ALL DOES ITS!!! BUT GRISS WAZ A GALKERS LIKE GOOD OL DERFY SO FOR ALL Y'ALL OTHER RACIES I GUESS Y'ALL HAVTA MAKEBELIEVE Y'ALL A GALKERS EVEN THO Y'ALL SUCK CUZ YO ARENTS >D



DERF OUT!

[quannum]

Okay I just got to rant about this... and maybe a few ppl have experienced this before with BG but their "professionalism" with moderating their boards is flawed.

I myself am a website admin and moderator and have been for a decade ._. I moderated boards just as huge if not bigger than BG before and not only that I am working on my master's project which is related to art courses and using a message board system to develop a community for art students to learn in. So I think I know a weeeeee bit more than BG mods do with professionalism.

Now, granted Derfthegalka is a funny guy and I know him irl and he's very care free but he and I know how far to go on a message board. But at times I think that some moderators, which are young and inexperienced at actually doing their job right, get too self-absorbed into their job and ban like crazy over their own personal feelings. That is NOT how you treat people.

The phrase to put it mildly is called "godmodding." Kids put up a message board and then it becomes popular... then some mods actually go powercrazy over that type of power and think that they can do whatever that they want.

We all know our fun luving Derfthegalka really doesn't break any rules. He doesn't spark fights but actually its the other way around- posters replying spark the fights and Derf's original messages don't even provoke that.

Anyway, what this all came down too was him being banned from BG.... not once but so far twice! Now the first time, Derf was banned because FFXI nerds were raging on Derf for his spelling and grammar.. hay last time I checked this was a free country..er..internet. Apparently that doesn't apply to BG because he was banned because and I quote, "the mod that banned you couldn't stand reading his posts." WELL DON'T READ HIS POSTS THEN! lol BG has a flawed system, they just BAN you... no email warning nothing. And it's one thing to be kicked off of a board- its another being BANNED flat out where you can no longer see the message board. That is just wrong especially since no warning was made prior... but apparently, their rubric rules which one has to memorize in the back of their heads has to be constantly be in your mind all the damn time. And mind you, I've written REAL professional disclaimers for message boards and I know prolly even more than they do with what a poster can and cannot do. Well Derf also knows this too.... again, he's not as dumb as you all think ~.^

Well my friend logs on and he gets this which I screen captured for him:
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Now wtf lol. All I know is that we had a starlight celebration sig made actually from some other poster as a spoof with Derf's face on it... then the BG name was screen captured and put on the sig... now seriously... really... honestly... how fucking immature is that to get ansy over? lol Like that really is something that merits a ban... again, abuse of power anyone??

I am sure we aren't the only ones that got mistreated like this by BG... if you think about it what is so big about that place anyway? If I felt like it DTG.com can be bigger than them but I am not a nerd with lots of money to blow and connections with the development team... like that really matters since the posters put up majority of the news on that board which makes it sooo popular.

Whenever Derf posts he generates a HUGE amount of attention and that also equals to exposure to google adsense.... really, Derf is a gold mine rofl and the funniest poster that ever posted on a FFXI forum. Honestly, Derf and myself aren't missing BG or even KI really, we think they are uptight and too submissive to the status quo and conformity of idiots who play backseat moderator. LAST time I checked FFXI was suppose to be FUN and players are suppose to be enjoying themselves. Now I am not going to justify every single REAL Troll or nuisances from real bad posters because I've been there done that as a mod and had to warning/ban them-- but Derf is clearly not a troll or a nuisance because he never starts arguments or makes off FFXI related topics.... just the replies from ppl who ARE off topic is when Derf is. I am seeing if I can get Derf to post here exclusively and especially his movies since he isn't appreciated elsewhere...

This is DTG.com tell it how it is.

[DERFTHEGALKA]

MKAY BRODER I GOTES TO RANT BOUTS THIS HER ONE AND SAIDS THAT ALL OF BG DONE TIREDS OF DEM MODDERS ACTIN LIKE NOOBLIEHS YO..... THEIR "PRUFESSUINISM" AND THEIR MODDY SKILLZ IS FLUD YO

iAM MAYSELFS A DANG OL WAR FOR THE BOUTS OVER 9000 YEARS YO AND I DUN GETS MOAR BUDDEHS ON MAH FACEBOOKS THAN ON HER KI AND BGS.... ANDS I DUN GOTES MAH CERTIIFCATES FROM PRE-SKOOL SO I DUN KNOWS HOW IT IS IN DEM BEGINS....................... HELLS IF I CAN TAKE OVAR FINATANSTER WITH MAH HOME VIDEO MOVEHS YO THENS I CAN TAKE OVAR DANG OL DEM INTERNAT


ANYWAYS.....

NOW GRANTED I AM A SMEXY GALKERS AND MAH BUDDEH DERFSLILHALPER DONE HALPED MEH AT DEM FAN FESTERS DEM MODDIES TOO STOOPID TO REED AND WIGHTS....DEM MODDIES DUN KNOWS HOW TO TREETS FINATSER NERDS BUT I DOS!!!!! INVITE DEM TO A PARDEH YO!!

**BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRPPPPPPPPPPPPP**

OARRRR HOW THAT GET IN THAR... ANWAYS

DEM PHRASER THAT THER CALLED IS "BUTTFUCKING." YEP YEP... LIL OL 30 YEAR OL KIDS FARTS UP A BOARD AND CALLED THAT A WEBSITE WHEN HER THEY DUNT HAVE A WWW. AT THE BEGINS YO1!! THAT AINT NO DANG OL WEBSITERS!!!!!!!

ANYWAYZ THEY DEM POWERCRZY BECAZ DEM DO WHATEVAR THEY DANG OL WANTS EVEN THO DEM POSTERS PAY FOR DEM WEBSITERS, WIki AND DEM HOODIES...


BTW WUER TO THE HELLZ IS MAH DANG OL HOODIE YO!?!!?!! i AM IN KENTUCY... I AM A COOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLD UP IN HER YO AND PLUS I HAVES NO CLOTHES ON IN DEM BEGINS YOS

WHELP WE ALL NOES DAT DERFYKINS > GREATER THAN Y'ALLS CUZ HES BUFF AND A MANLY MANS YO!!! SO BOW DOWN TO MAH DERFYNESS!!

ANYWAYS WHAT WAZ I SAIDS? OARRRRRRRRRRR YAH I DUN BEGIN BAN TWICE FOR BEINGS A NOOBLEH AND FOR HAVIN MAH SIGGERS DONE TAKEN OFS OF DEM BOARDS YO!!! I AM MADE >_____________________________<

i am not dddumb as eveeyone done SAIDS I AMS YO1
WELLL MY BUDDEH DONE LOGGED ON DEM BOARD USING MAH DANG OL USERNAMEZ AND PASSWORDY AND GOTES THIS HER:

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NOWSSS WTF(WUT THE FUCKERY) DAT TIS IS IN DEM BEGINS yO!!!!! I KNWOS I AMA SMEXY GALKERS BUT PUTT'N MAH HEAD ON A KUNG FU PANDAS MADE MAH FRIEND MADE BUT MADE MEH HAPPEH CUZ I CAN DANG OL EATS COOKEHS AND DUMPLINGS ALLS I WANNA AND STILL KICK SOME ARSE YO!!!

ANYDANGOLWAYZ ALLYEA A BITCH CUZ SHE CAN USEMS WORDS I HAVEN SEENS B4S AND TITS BEGGER THAN MAH MANLY BOOBS YO!!! annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd CAN COPY AND PASTE WORDS FROM SOMBDIE ELSERS WHENS THEY CANTS CRACK A SMILEH LIKE THIS HER DERFYTAR YO! http://www.derfthegalka.com/derfyboa...rfy_avatar.png

OARH YO YO

[Cairthenn]

Okay I just got to rant about this... and maybe a few ppl have experienced this before with BG but their "professionalism" with moderating their boards is flawed.

I myself am a website admin and moderator and have been for a decade ._. I moderated boards just as huge if not bigger than BG before and not only that I am working on my master's project which is related to art courses and using a message board system to develop a community for art students to learn in. So I think I know a weeeeee bit more than BG mods do with professionalism.

Now, granted Derfthegalka is a funny guy and I know him irl and he's very care free but he and I know how far to go on a message board. But at times I think that some moderators, which are young and inexperienced at actually doing their job right, get too self-absorbed into their job and ban like crazy over their own personal feelings. That is NOT how you treat people.

The phrase to put it mildly is called "godmodding." Kids put up a message board and then it becomes popular... then some mods actually go powercrazy over that type of power and think that they can do whatever that they want.

We all know our fun luving Derfthegalka really doesn't break any rules. He doesn't spark fights but actually its the other way around- posters replying spark the fights and Derf's original messages don't even provoke that.

Anyway, what this all came down too was him being banned from BG.... not once but so far twice! Now the first time, Derf was banned because FFXI nerds were raging on Derf for his spelling and grammar.. hay last time I checked this was a free country..er..internet. Apparently that doesn't apply to BG because he was banned because and I quote, "the mod that banned you couldn't stand reading his posts." WELL DON'T READ HIS POSTS THEN! lol BG has a flawed system, they just BAN you... no email warning nothing. And it's one thing to be kicked off of a board- its another being BANNED flat out where you can no longer see the message board. That is just wrong especially since no warning was made prior... but apparently, their rubric rules which one has to memorize in the back of their heads has to be constantly be in your mind all the damn time. And mind you, I've written REAL professional disclaimers for message boards and I know prolly even more than they do with what a poster can and cannot do. Well Derf also knows this too.... again, he's not as dumb as you all think ~.^

Well my friend logs on and he gets this which I screen captured for him:
-
Now wtf lol. All I know is that we had a starlight celebration sig made actually from some other poster as a spoof with Derf's face on it... then the BG name was screen captured and put on the sig... now seriously... really... honestly... how fucking immature is that to get ansy over? lol Like that really is something that merits a ban... again, abuse of power anyone??

I am sure we aren't the only ones that got mistreated like this by BG... if you think about it what is so big about that place anyway? If I felt like it DTG.com can be bigger than them but I am not a nerd with lots of money to blow and connections with the development team... like that really matters since the posters put up majority of the news on that board which makes it sooo popular.

Whenever Derf posts he generates a HUGE amount of attention and that also equals to exposure to google adsense.... really, Derf is a gold mine rofl and the funniest poster that ever posted on a FFXI forum. Honestly, Derf and myself aren't missing BG or even KI really, we think they are uptight and too submissive to the status quo and conformity of idiots who play backseat moderator. LAST time I checked FFXI was suppose to be FUN and players are suppose to be enjoying themselves. Now I am not going to justify every single REAL Troll or nuisances from real bad posters because I've been there done that as a mod and had to warning/ban them-- but Derf is clearly not a troll or a nuisance because he never starts arguments or makes off FFXI related topics.... just the replies from ppl who ARE off topic is when Derf is. I am seeing if I can get Derf to post here exclusively and especially his movies since he isn't appreciated elsewhere...

This is DTG.com tell it how it is.

Get the fuck out.

[Qalbert]

Get the fuck out.

[Pikarya]

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[DERFTHEGALKA]

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YEAH WELL BRODER NE WAYZ, YO MAH BUDDEHS DONE CLAIMED ANUTHER DRAGGY ALL THANKS TO DEM HEROES AND MASCOTS GOOD OL DERFYCLAUSE YO!! i WAZ CHEERING DEM ON.... GIVING SOME CHEERS AND CLAPITY CLAPS YO!!! OAH! LOOK LIKE MAH EX-BUDDEHS FROM FINEST LINKYPEARLY GOT UPSETTERS CUZ WE DUNT HAVE OURSELVES A PARDEH OF 6 PALLADENS YO... DATS AIGHTS YO CUZ Y'ALL CAN INVITE MEH TO A PARDEH AND I CAN DON SAVE DEM DAYZ WITH MY SKILLZ YO! O______________O

[Titanss]

Derf I wanna see a pic of you fighting a hnm or doing anything besides of /sh for donations in Bastok with that SANTY CLAUSE HAT YO

[Kipling]

I love you, Derf.

[DERFTHEGALKA]

I love you, Derf.

OARR!! WHY THANK YA WHY THANK YA BRODER TITANIC AND BRODER URYUUOSOMETHING ANYWAY HAY I AM NOT JAPENANIAN I AM DERFYANESE ANYWAYS I <3 Y'ALL & YEP YEPS I DUN GAVE SOME ADIVSORS TO ALL THE NOBBLEHS STANDING AROUNDS WATCH'N MAH BRODERS DONE SHHOW HOW ITS ALLL DONE IN DEM BEGIN!!! AND WE D'DNT HAVE TO MAKE A SPELL TO SLEEP IT LIKE 6 OR 700 TIMEZ !!!

YEP YEP MAH BRODERS GUNNA LET ME TANK DEM MONSTAR DRAGGY OR A BABY TURTILEH IAM SO EXCIED DATS I MAH GETS MAH NEW MOTH AXE FINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY >_______________>;;;;;;;;;;+1

[DERFTHEGALKA]