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    Quote Originally Posted by JigglyJam View Post
    zooey deschanel imitation

    will never be as good as the real thing
    i was thinking the same EXACT THING

    she & him > katy perry any day anyway

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    Bitch honestly looks like a clown half the time but yeah hendricks leaves me stuck on stupid

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    I still don't really get the whole zooey deal.

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    I mean I hit it but I dont get the hype.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Bitch honestly looks like a clown half the time but yeah hendricks leaves me stuck on stupid
    http://liveforfilms.files.wordpress....pg?w=475&h=366

    could go on for daaaays. motorboatttttttt

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    she's like a size 12-14 just sayin
    http://www.blogcdn.com/www.politicsd...k-magazine.jpg
    and she's fucking slammin hot

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    Scarlett or Kate for number one, silly Maxim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    she's like a size 12-14 just sayin
    http://www.blogcdn.com/www.politicsd...k-magazine.jpg
    and she's fucking slammin hot
    Dem hips.

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    She can be size my dick, faggot.

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    ScarJo is a no brainer though, I'll allow it.

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    size 12-14, bra is a 38 DDD. She's almost the same as me, my thighs/butt are bigger though... shit like this makes me so happy, i used to really worry about my size but i don't give a flying fuck now, LOOK AT HER HOLY SHIT

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    she's also got some of dat airbrushing going on, but either way.. yeah, she's a great woman to look at.

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    Pics and I'll ride on my horse backwards for you Sera.

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    You should probably throw an extra qualifier in that sentence.

    And no wonder that bitch is top tier, she's DDD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    size 12-14, bra is a 38 DDD. She's almost the same as me, my thighs/butt are bigger though... shit like this makes me so happy, i used to really worry about my size but i don't give a flying fuck now, LOOK AT HER HOLY SHIT
    Sup bb.

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    She carries it better

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    I know I'm nitpicking here and I'm going to get shit for this even though I'd wreck that shit like a Pinto but she has a really bony face that I always notice.

    In before "she has a face?"

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    You and the fuckin faces. First wilde now this shit. I will hit you jewbacca.

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    her chin kinda gets me, it's SO close to being a buttchin ;/ that's the ONLY setback

    but a chin is not a dealbreaker unless it's a legit buttchin, almost doesn't count

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