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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    she doesn't need em
    and that's where you lose

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    you're telling me you'd trade a face like hers for some boobs? dude you could just buy her some implants and keep the face

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    Fake boobies arent as interesting.

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    I'm not a fan of implants. Yeah I said it, deal with it.

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    Indeed. Good thing boob size doesn't matter to me. I'll take the flat chested girl with pretty face.

    I'm ignoring the fact that I went to prom with an ugly faced woman with FF.

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    so let me get this straight

    uglier face + real giant boobs > prettier face + fake giant boobs?

    I'm just trying to get a handle on the formula here

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    You cant put a paper bag over a flatter chest to solve problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    so let me get this straight

    uglier face + real giant boobs > prettier face + fake giant boobs?

    I'm just trying to get a handle on the formula here
    That's correct.

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    but you can put implants in, and medical science has come a long way bro, some of that shit feels real nowdays

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    Indeed. Good thing boob size doesn't matter to me. I'll take the flat chested girl with pretty face.
    Real talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    but you can put implants in, and medical science has come a long way bro, some of that shit feels real nowdays
    yeah but its like finding out Mickey Mantle corked his bat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    but you can put implants in, and medical science has come a long way bro, some of that shit feels real nowdays
    feeling real =/= being real.

    I really dont care about titties, just trying to make a hockey assist here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    yeah but its like finding out Mickey Mantle corked his bat
    wow

    no ok i get it now

    mertron really knows how to speak to me

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    Now if you want something to talk about, I think booty pop should be illegal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyo View Post
    Now if you want something to talk about, I think booty pop should be illegal.
    Real talk. I don't give a shit about a padded bra, but lyin to a nigga about what's below the waist should be illegal.

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    I've never felt a pair of fakes that felt real, but then again it has been a few years since I felt any fake titties at all.
    And yes, I can tell the difference.

    I have this shit down to a science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyo View Post
    After further pondering this, Archie basically said it is ok to say a bitch is sexy if she sexes good, regardless of how ugly she is. Seriously? What the fuck man.
    there you go.

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    Yeah, that's fucking dumb.

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    Stephanie Pratt is on this fucking list..jc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    Yeah, that's fucking dumb.
    You've never banged a pretty girl to find out she's a dead fish? Not sexy.

    You've never banged a mediocre girl to find out she knows her way around a cock and knows what to say? Sexy.

    Sexy =! hot, pretty, whatever. Sexy means sexy.

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