Just kicked someone out of my house

[Ryko]

Worth it.

[Mizango]

Was her name Pam?

[Ryko]

I wish, this is actually a story.

[Charismatic]

How did it feel? Becoming a man, I mean.

[Mizango]

I wish, this is actually a story.

You so crazy.

[Mizango]

How did it feel? Becoming a man, I mean.

That's whats up. Let this Machete ass nigga know.

[tyven]

idontbelieveyou

[Conrad]

I would like to know this story

[Mizango]

Clearly she just fucked with the wrong Mexican!

[Mizango]

[Ragnell]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._2811585_n.jpg

[Charismatic]

[Mizango]

Nah.

[Pikarya]

=/

[Ragnell]

lol

[Ryko]

Employee walks in yesterday morning with a case he needed someone who could speak spanish to cover. I gave it to a spanish speaker later that morning and then later that day the first employee comes in saying he found someone who speaks english and got it done. Cut to this morning and after an hour long meeting that should have taken like maybe 10 minutes this case comes up and she's like "they said someone else already did it" to which I replied "yeah bo handled it because he found someone who spoke english"

"Then why did you give it to me?"
"Because I gave it to you in the morning and he handled it in the afternoon"
"Why didnt you call me?"
"... you don't have a cell phone. I called your home but you were out working."

And then I go to the bathroom. Cut to about a minute later and I catch the latter half of a conversation where she's blatantly talking shit about me. I ask her to repeat herself and I pretty much cut her off saying that it's no one's fault that things got done. She gets all uppity about how she wasn't gonna get credit for the case as if we have a quota to meet and as if I dont just blatantly give people extra hours if the work indicates they worked said hours. I basically told her I didn't have time for her patronizing time consuming drama queen crap and told her to leave my house.

It's at this point she brings up some 20 year old drama she had with my mom.

"Holy crap I can't even begin to fake caring. Get out of my house. Leave your stuff, you're not fired but just leave."

"Oh I know I'm not fired."

"Did I stutter? Get OUT of my house."

I then called one of my coworkers to see if I can get her transferred instead of flat out firing her so as to not make it seem personal but no one wants her.

[Cleverness]

I thought you were latino, there needs to be more screaming in Spanish and throwing of Corona bottles for this story to seem authentic.

No but seriously bitches be trippin', you don't talk shit about someone in their own house, people get backhanded in Brooklyn for that. Or cockslapped but she sounds ugly if she knows your mom 20 years ago.

[Ryko]

She went to the office to attempt to claim discrimination of race (she's hispanic) but the bitch knows my mom so she knows it's a hail mary. I got that wild draw 4 waiting for the right time when I go into the office later.

[Cleverness]

Discrimination of race? You're more hispanic than black last I checked, bitch is stupid.

[Mizango]

Mi casa es su casa, vato. Love it, live it.