If the question is not well-defined, I'm going with the smart-ass frequentist answer.
If you aren't actually trolling, you really need to know the distribution of one of side length, area, or volume to answer the question. Knowing the distribution of one determines the distributions of the others as we are talking about a cube.
Suppose side length is uniformly distributed. Then all three probabilities are 1/2.
Suppose area is uniformly distributed. Then all three probabilities are 1/4.
Suppose volume is uniformly distributed. Then all three probabilities are 1/8.
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