Make your exes ITCH with pubes LICE

[wop]

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http://www.metro.co.uk/news/825899-w...ut-for-revenge

Angry lovers are being offered the chance to get revenge on their cheating partners on website crabrevenge.com – by giving them pubic lice.

A website is selling ‘crab’ eggs to be planted on victims, with the promise they will be itching for a cure within the week.

‘Yes, we sell pubic lice and yes, we are proud of it,’ UK website CrabRevenge states.


‘We sell you crabs to give to your ex-girlfriend or whoever has p****d you off enough to make you seek revenge on them. If you want a method of revenge that does not involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.’


The website has three packages, including a ‘single crabs colony’ of up to 30 eggs for £13.99.


These ‘will hatch within days of arrival and mature within the following week’.


A £34.99 pack includes 30 ‘F-strain’ lice, which the company boasts, ‘are almost impossible to get rid of’.


CrabRevenge says the lice are for ‘novelty purposes only’ and it does not condone using them on people.


But health workers have hit out at the website.


One GP, who did not want to be named, said: ‘It’s totally irresponsible and it is a disgrace they are selling them.’

[Tekoa]

Holy fuck. Brb going out and buying flowers for my fiancee for no reason.

[wop]

lol @ tags

http://crabrevenge.com/testimonials.html

"Thank you SO much you saved my marriage! My wife broke it off with her new lover because she thought he gave her crabs, wish I had found this site sooner!"

[altwight]

Holy fuck. Brb going out and buying flowers for my fiancee for no reason.

^ bitch

[Mizango]

Saw this on my FB a few days ago, check out the red package super strain lol.

[wop]

^ lolFacebook
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I tot we were fwens ; ;

[Olo401]

there are no words.

[Qalbert]

I wish I could afford these, but I am going broke buying thousands of dollars of designer "man" purses.

[wop]

^ Believe it or not, there's a word for it, Murse.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/murse

[Oreth]

What the fuck seriously... lol

Im glad this shit wasnt around when i was still in school

[sephir]

I wish I could afford these, but I am going broke buying thousands of dollars of designer "man" purses.

Its not a man purse, its a satchel!

[Yabby]

Note to self: If you break up with someone, don't let them near your pubes again.

[Mizango]

^ lolFacebook
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I tot we were fwens ; ;

PM me son. Lets make this blessed union of l33t happen.

[FallingHigher]

‘We sell you crabs to give to your ex-girlfriend or whoever has p****d you off enough to make you seek revenge on them. If you want a method of revenge that does not involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.’

CrabRevenge says the lice are for ‘novelty purposes only’ and it does not condone using them on people.

What?

[Mizango]

That's called corporate

[FallingHigher]

i thought as much

[Mizango]

Yeah, that way if you try to sue the company they have their "We sell them as novelty items only" defense on paper and argue that you planted them on your ex's cooter out of rage and your own free will.

Gotta love those 'get out of jail free' cards.

[Melchiah]

There is no way that intentionally infecting another person with a parasite does not have legal ramifications of some sort. It's not lethal, but it's still a malignant attack upon another person's well-being and health.

I doubt they stay in business long.

[wop]

Biological weapon of mass destruction?

http://dillsnapcogitation.files.word...08/12/bush.jpg

[SubzeroDiabolos]

If it's for an ex, how do you plant it there.....? and how do you make sure you don't get em yourself?