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  1. #21
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by SubzeroDiabolos View Post
    If it's for an ex, how do you plant it there.....? and how do you make sure you don't get em yourself?
    Crabs dont need direct contact, those fucker reproduces like nobodys business. Just drop them off on her couch or her closet, maybe even her bed and she will have a shit ton of them in no time flat and they will be everywhere.

    Its not like you will ONLY have 60 of them and have to be placed directly on her garden, just sprinkle about and watch them work their magic. Towels work wonders too!

  2. #22
    My Little Ixion
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    brb sending Qalbert the gift that keeps on giving..

  3. #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by sephir View Post
    Its not a man purse, its a satchel!
    European carryall.

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  5. #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Saw this on my FB a few days ago, check out the red package super strain lol.
    Ha, I'd never post this on FB, several of my friends are exes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyn View Post
    Ha, I'd never post this on FB, several of my friends are exes.
    many the paranoia alone that would cause is worth it imo

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    will your ex needs pubes for this to work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by residue View Post
    will your ex needs pubes for this to work?
    None of mine have any, I'm more worried about giving them ideas.

  9. #29
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    wow@ the testimonials

    im fucking speechless

  10. #30
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    I'm a little confused at the tactic here - do you really want some crazy bitch running around saying "he gave me crabs!" to every one of your mutual acquaintances?

  11. #31
    But I don't want my title changed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Crabs dont need direct contact, those fucker reproduces like nobodys business. Just drop them off on her couch or her closet, maybe even her bed and she will have a shit ton of them in no time flat and they will be everywhere.

    Its not like you will ONLY have 60 of them and have to be placed directly on her garden, just sprinkle about and watch them work their magic. Towels work wonders too!
    You would be a crabs expert Miz

  12. #32
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fievel View Post
    You would be a crabs expert Miz
    lol

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    Fuck... Wish I would have known about this a few weeks ago .

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