Google Tells Sites for ‘Cougars’ to Go Prowl Elsewhere

[Mizango]

I was 17 and just wanted to get my dick wet

[Arvin]

i like how 80% of everyone thinks that cougars wouldn't be enjoyable because it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway etc, stupid nerdy virgins dont know that there are exercises to make it tighter

[Mizango]

i like how 80% of everyone thinks that cougars wouldn't be enjoyable because it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway etc, stupid nerdy virgins dont know that there are exercises to make it tighter

I never got that either. Maybe that is more of an indictment on how small your dick is, rather than how large a woman's cooter is. I've had sex with women that had a kid or 2 and everything in between and have never had a problem hitting wall to wall. The chick i mentioned above had 3 at the time.

idk? Step your girth game up?

[Takedown3]

bitch was 42 when i banged her in my later 20's, she was from cali all tan and toned.

was decent fo sho

[Vandalhart]

Cougar's cooter... interesting wording.

[Zoolander]

lol, very true about there being so many cougars out there. I went out to a nice bar in St. Pete and even though I was with my god damn parents I had cougars hitting on me lol (and one hit on me and my dad...that was just weird). Some aren't bad...just depends I guess. That getting super loose thing is a fucking lie. Yea its no 18 year old, but unless they are getting fucked by a horse every night they are fine.

Oh yea, according to Bill Simmons Orlando is like the cougar capital of the world.

[Pirian]

i like how 80% of everyone thinks that cougars wouldn't be enjoyable because it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway etc, stupid nerdy virgins dont know that there are exercises to make it tighter

I'll take an experienced girl over a tight girl pretty much any day. As long as she's clean I don't give a fuck how many guys she's been with, lol. I just hate it when a bitch lays there and expects you to do all the work

[archibaldcrane]

Someone needs to pull up Archi's 4-step picture-guide to hooking up with a cougar.

The oldest chick I've hooked up with was only 32 (I was 23) - I really don't cougar hunt. I'm 29 now so that'll go up soon I'm sure but they aren't cougars when you're already 30+.

However, since you asked:
Step 1
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-a...30031_4022.jpg

Step 2
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-a...30032_4291.jpg

Step 3
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-a...30034_4830.jpg

Step 4
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-a...30033_4559.jpg
(no i didn't hook up with this woman, I was more interested in the girl taking the photos at the time)

[Antithesis]

[Correction]

Are Duran Duran tickets that expensive that you need Google to find your cougars for you?

[Kipling]

I don't know exactly if this counts as "Pulling", but the woman I dated until about 3 weeks ago was 29 when we got together, I was 19. Dated for 2 years so it wasn't like I just brought her home or anything, but she's almost 31 now and I am 21 as of a few months ago.

She was a lot more fun intimacy wise than the 21 year old virgin girl I had as my first gf when I was 18.

[Khamsin]

bitch was 42 when i banged her in my later 20's, she was from cali all tan and toned.

was decent fo sho

Careful, the 40s is when tan and toned starts becoming brown and leathery.

[Plow]

I suck @ cougars. I've never had trouble with chicks at all, but when I was living in Florida I was going to school with mostly older people, I was 18 and could not figure out for the life of me why this one hotass chick would just not take me seriously at all... then I found out she was um... 34, I think.

[arus2001]

God, girl I recently broke up with was one of those "lay there and do nothing" types. Pissed me off since, while she seemed to get horny a lot more often than I did, every time was the fucking same. I'll just chalk it up to her being 18.

Far as cougars go, can't really say I'd discriminate. If we're considering emotional connection a valid concern, I've usually found I click with women a few years older than me more often than those my age or younger. Overall, if a moderately attractive older chick was like, "Hey, wanna fuck me now and then? Have some free stuff, too~" I wouldn't really complain.

[Plow]

God, girl I recently broke up with was one of those "lay there and do nothing" types. Pissed me off since, while she seemed to get horny a lot more often than I did, every time was the fucking same. I'll just chalk it up to her being 18.

I had a chick like that too, but the worst part was her weird-ass pussy. It was like... tight as fuck on the outside, hotdog down a hallway on the inside.


It was like fucking a ziploc baggy with a single rubber band at the top.

[Conformity]

sounds like she might have been clenching to make up for the 20 negroes she fucked without protection 10 min before you arrived

[arus2001]

Maybe one or two. We're racist here.

[Demosthenes11]

google is so full of shit in everything they say it makes me laugh.
shame i use their browser lol