Official E3 Rumors/Discussion/Chat Thread

[Not Kuno]

Already wearing glasses + 3D glasses is so annoying.

fucking this times a million

[Ace-o-fire]

"Here, take a 3d pic with this thing while I pound your vag"

oh god sexting to a new level.

[Chun Liroy]

Neither.

Also, Roy asked her for an ass shot in 3D, denied.

Mah man.

[Gwynplaine]

Some peoples doing stuff on http://e3.nintendo.com/ now.

[Priran]

the best thing about remaking goldeneye for wii? you don't even need to update the graphics

[RetrogradeDark]

LAWL @ Nintendo acting like they invented the analog controller. RIPPED OFF. This just in, Nintendo invented 3D technology and John Kerry! and Kojima-san is a fail sellout

[Devolver]

My EA pass does just fine.

Probably behind on this, but who's dick did you have to suck to get that?

[Chun Liroy]

Don't postcount spam here brah. Not to mention Halo invented FPS.

[Scythiroth]

Oh wait, I'm not looking forward to Goldeneye though, forgot they showed that too. >.> That game looked pretty awful, plus, I'm not a fan of FPS games anyways.

[Priran]

Kojima-san is a fail sellout

everyone is a sell-out at this point, even insomniac is making a multi-platform game

[Kyo]

Ok, she had to move on to another group.

I was really impressed at how nice it looked on the 3DS and I cant wait to actually try it later today.

That said the past hour or so was pure nostalgia for most, nothing really new besides Zelda really and the new DS. Kirby and donkey kong, still side scrollers and rehashes etc.

Their conference was most def better than the Microshaft conference, I'd give it a solid B personally considering the bullshit I sat through yesterday with Ubi and Microshaft.

[Devolver]

LAWL @ Nintendo acting like they invented the analog controller. RIPPED OFF. This just in, Nintendo invented 3D technology and John Kerry! and Kojima-san is a fail sellout

Umad. Set up another 3d gaming setup and let me know how much that costs you. I guarantee you it will cost about 3x's more than the 3ds will be come market release.

[Kaisha]

LAWL @ Nintendo acting like they invented the analog controller. RIPPED OFF. This just in, Nintendo invented 3D technology and John Kerry! and Kojima-san is a fail sellout

They didn't invent analog sticks, but they sure as fuck popularized it two console generations ago.

Wasn't impressed by the graphics in the 3DS video of Kid Icarus; I thought this was supposed to be more powerful hardware, but it looked just like it was rendered on a DS.

I've yet to see a single DS game that renders a character remotely near as detailed as Kid Icarus is, have you not played a DS game in awhile?

[Null]

everyone is a sell-out at this point, even insomniac is making a multi-platform game

I know the other person was trolling so I will not quote them.

Just wanted to say Nintendo was Kojima's first home. It was also MGS first home for many years. Fuck people that bitch about a MGS on nintendo.

[Jefe]

Trollin' trolls.

[Kyo]

Probably behind on this, but who's dick did you have to suck to get that?

No dick sucking over here, I have been working for EA for three months now.

[Shojin]

hope people aren't hyping up the sony conference too much, chances are you'll be disappointed as most of their shit has been revealed or leaked already.

[Devolver]

No dick sucking over here, I have been working for EA for three months now.

GD son, hook me up with a fucking job ><

[Kaisha]

More Kevin Butler tweets:

KB's #E3 tip #1: Nobody takes cabs in L.A. It’s either walking or helicopter.

KB’s #E3 tip 2: Don’t compliment someone’s cosplay outfit until you’re absolutely sure it’s a cosplay outfit.

[Chun Liroy]

No dick sucking over here, I have been working for EA for three months now.

Damn been 3 months already, seems like it was only a month ago :/