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  1. 2010-05-18 01:04 #21
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    ya some of em hide it good. she might be a slut

    win/win
  2. 2010-05-18 01:09 #22
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    a girl being a virgin is not good lol. this is not middle school, and the shit feels the same unless she's fucked like 20 dudes in the past year.
  3. 2010-05-18 05:23 #23
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    4'10 is fucking short, but I'm 6'1 so the fifteen-inch height discrepancy would make it weird.

    If you're a shortarse then plough away. You dwarves will be very happy together.
  4. 2010-05-18 05:35 #24
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    fucking midgets how does it work
  5. 2010-05-18 05:39 #25
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    Goddamnit Qalbert not everything is explainable by the Insane Clown Posse.
  6. 2010-05-18 11:37 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obev View Post
    4'10 is fucking short, but I'm 6'1 so the fifteen-inch height discrepancy would make it weird.

    If you're a shortarse then plough away. You dwarves will be very happy together.
    i'm 5'11
  7. 2010-05-18 11:47 #27
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    lol I am actually trying to get this this girl thats like short as fuck like that too.
  8. 2010-05-18 11:48 #28
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    shut up colenzo we all know you're asexual
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  10. 2010-05-18 12:13 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    i'm 5'11
    Yeah, that's fucking weird. Make her wear heels.

    Unless she's 4'10 in heels, in which case stop fucking midgets.
  11. 2010-05-18 12:38 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obev View Post
    Yeah, that's fucking weird. Make her wear heels.

    Unless she's 4'10 in heels, in which case stop fucking midgets.
    no she's way too cute
  12. 2010-05-18 14:11 #32
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    Make her wear hair on her feet and live in a hole in the ground. Shit would be hot.
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    Flood her dwarf fortress with lava.

    Know wha'm sayin'?
  14. 2010-05-20 08:14 #34
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    apparently she is a virgin and waiting until she gets married to have sex

    still interested
  15. 2010-05-20 08:23 #35
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    Deflowering midgets is a fun thing to do with the whole family
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    she doesn't believe in oral, and has never done anything more than kissed a guy.
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    at her height aren't those the same thing
  18. 2010-05-23 00:48 #38
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    oral sex*
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  20. 2010-05-23 05:44 #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    apparently she is a virgin and waiting until she gets married to have sex

    still interested
    Oh so you like stupid midgets.

    lol marriage.
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