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  1. 2010-05-18 18:48 #61
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    Basically you cant go wrong with slant. Civic/Accord/Camry/Corrolla are all good. If you gonna do it right, do it lexus though mah nig u know wsup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    i don't think you've ever been in the back of an integra
    Pretty sure I have. I think. I have fucked in some weird places.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    sera nd i drive accord coupes they are fucking sweet, but you gotta go pre 2008 cause new body style is shit
    yeah. i love my car, it's awesome. leather seats, sunroof, sleek as shit, and gets flat tires in a blizzard on the mass turnpike (forcing me to drive the remaining 60 miles to boston on a donut in a blizzard.) whatever, it does what it wants.
    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    this nigga drive a 93 geo metro all mad and shit
    rofl
    Quote Originally Posted by Heian View Post
    Fucking in backseats is not difficult if you stop picking up fat bitches.
    fun fact: i'd never had sex in a car til late january.
  4. 2010-05-18 20:40 #64
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    also, men aren't allowed to drive my car.
  5. 2010-05-18 21:35 #65
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    I bet if a nigga like me was there you would let me drive it
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    Id drive dat ass too please belee
  7. 2010-05-18 22:02 #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    fun fact: i'd never had sex in a car til late january.
    fun fact: no one gives a flying fuck
  8. 2010-05-18 22:03 #68
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    If you purchase a slant car, do you A) get more slant pussy/penis or B) become more attracted to said slants those looping back to A.
  9. 2010-05-19 01:11 #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uryuu View Post
    fun fact: no one gives a flying fuck
    listen fatty mcfuckerton, you shut your jowls when adults are speaking
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    and don't sass me either, you fat shithead
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    i will slap you so fucking hard your face will jiggle for months
  12. 2010-05-19 02:32 #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    also, men aren't allowed to drive my car.
    *COUGH*
  13. 2010-05-19 09:34 #73
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    One post of facts = 3 posts of mad

    good to know
  14. 2010-05-19 13:21 #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    listen fatty mcfuckerton, you shut your jowls when adults are speaking
    lol.
  15. 2010-05-19 18:53 #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian View Post
    *COUGH*
    Oh, um. Ahem. Okay once. I let one man drive it. Once.
    Quote Originally Posted by Uryuu View Post
    One post of mad = 3 posts of fact

    good to know
    ftfy
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    oh my, you switched it

    wonderful
  17. 2010-05-20 02:31 #77
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    you're getting smarter

    now if only you could get less fat
  18. 2010-05-20 02:51 #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian View Post
    *COUGH*
    he didn't enjoy it.
  19. 2010-05-20 10:38 #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    you're getting smarter

    now if only you could get less fat
    And if only you could turn back the clock on your face?

    See how silly you sound?
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