Kissing Lessons

[quannum]

It's kind of embarassing to ask, but I was wondering if there were any girls out there willing to make me kissing lessons. I am 18 and have never kissed a girl. I see it happen all the time on tv and in real life and it looks like a lot of fun. I want to know what it feels like to have a girl stick her tongue down my throat. It's not that i'm ugly, i was just always too shy.

I have good oral hygeine and very white teeth. I am very passionate and i could be a great kisser in a short amount of time. I must host. Please respond with a pic of at least your face and include "kissing lessons" in the subject line so I know you're real. We don't have to go any further than making out. I really want to have my first kiss before i go off to college in the fall. I'm looking ideally for this thursday during the day or early afternoon.

[Qalbert]

pm'd

[Linliel]

psst qalbert isn't a girl

[Qalbert]

I am a beautiful woman as he can tell from the included picture.

[Qalbert]

http://hfwiki.vibrantlogic.com/w/ima.../Ugly_girl.jpg

[quannum]

that's one ugly qalbert-ass lookin' motherfucker right there

[greatandfoolish]

ksandra i cant believe you finally posted your picture

[Mertron]

I need a girl to teach me how to kiss. Ideally, it shouldn't last longer than five minutes, seeing as how most girls creep me the fuck out. I'll give you five dollars, so it'll be like earning a dollar a minute. Think about it, there's a recession going on. Who wouldn't want five dollars in times like these? If money doesn't appeal to you, I'd be more than happy to do your homework for you (I'm Asian).

I prefer a girl who doesn't have bad breath, open sores, or a mental disorder. Also, it'd be nice if you're not a geriatric (30+ yrs) or jailbait (-18 yrs).

Just a warning, there's a strong possibility that I may run away mid-kiss. Please don't take offense, and you can keep the five dollars.

Please respond with a picture, I want to make sure you don't have any lesions or swollen lymph nodes.

[Conrad]

Are you guys making fun of me

[Shiroikage]

is this a general thread

[quannum]

yes to both

[quannum]

i mean no. no to both

[Shiroikage]

skirkle where do we sign up for the kissing lessons

[Conrad]

skirkle where do we sign up for the kissing lessons

gay

[Conrad]

Actually I have kissed a girl before
And I liked it

[Alleya]

Practice on your dog.

But then, you're so worthless you might as well stay with the dog since you'll never get any human prettier than that.

[Chun Liroy]

My dog is beautiful, fuck you.

[Shiroikage]

a friend's girlfriend once kissed me on the forehead or cheek or something

[Shiroikage]

because i am poor and pitiful

[Alleya]

When I was a kid my older (5 years) brother's girlfriends were all enamored with me and would kiss me on the mouth in front of him. I bet it was super awkward for him but I didn't give a shit.