Man Castrates Himself Because His Balls Contain Monsters

[6souls]

There appears to be some very nasty acid traveling the streets of Arcata, California, which has led police to issue a warning. It began April 18, when cops responded to an emergency call at the home of a 31-year-old man on a very bad trip...


It seems he'd gotten the idea that his balls contained "monsters," according to the Times-Standard. So he castrated himself and flushed his testicles down the toilet to rid himself of the supposed demons.

On May 8, weirdness took place again, as a 21-year-old man spent two days wandering in the forest without his shoes before returning home. And the day after that police were called to a hospital to subdue a 19-year-old suffering from nasty flashbacks from an acid trip he'd made two weeks earlier.

Two days later, police found an 18-year-old hurling himself to the pavement in the middle of the street.

There have been other weird incidents around Humboldt County, but since police haven't been able to get a sample of the acid in question, they're not sure if it's simply a bad batch produced by non-union manufacturers, or if there's been a spike of lightweights who can't hold their drugs. We're guessing the former.

Either way, it seems wise to avoid buying acid around Humboldt County for the foreseeable future.

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/...strates_hi.php

[Kuya]

lol

[wagon]

natural selection in action, darwin would be proud

[NotGreyheim]

That takes some serious balls.

[AidenCarby]

Did the world a favor.

[Milkster]

Amazing.

[Cyn]

Bullshit.

[Cleverness]

He's technically not wrong about the monsters part.

[Alleya]

He's been reading too much Andrea Dworkin.

[Rhyis.]

He is correct.

[Cyn]

I'd almost put money on it being a few retards on Datura or LSA.

[Edgie]

So Im the only one that thought non union manufacturers was weird. I mean we have union drug manufacturers?

[Cyn]

LSD sort of does oddly enough.

[Kerberoz]

Sounds like PCP or deliriants, not acid..

[BRP]

Pokemon.

[Francisco]

...and the guy comes out...

[Shenrien]

It's like they don't care people purchase the acid and use it, they're just warning people that if you use it, you'll become retarded and everyone will gather and watch until the cops come.

[Chicomagiko]

So Im the only one that thought non union manufacturers was weird. I mean we have union drug manufacturers?

[Mayareira]

That's how I felt like doing when I've had an infection at that part of the body.

[alt]

Is it acid that stores in your fat cells?

I remember being told about one drug that accumulates in fat stores and when that fat is metabolized can cause flashbacks long long after someone goes clean.