the ice is my penis
you gonna pull up a bacardi outta your underwear
And walk around the party without a care, like a body without a head
Looking like a zombie from outta the Living Dead
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So one of my employees couldn't make it to their shift, so I had to tend bar.
My "Bro" comes in with a Smirnoff and "ices" me(let's ignore for a moment this is a violation of my liquor license)...and I'm like...wtf dude...I have a fully stocked bar...I can counter-ice all fucking day.
I figured he just wanted a free Ice to drink, but I don't see how that can possibly be true.
icing is one of those things that is best in absolute moderation
neither bros nor spam know the meaning of moderation
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