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  1. 2010-05-21 21:44 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Better than that story about the bear who raped a guy, really.
    I think I like the bear story better.
  2. 2010-05-21 22:08 #22
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    Is the blanket okay?
  3. 2010-05-21 22:37 #23
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    Fuck yeah, I loathe matadors with an unrivaled fury. FUCK TAKE A BOW!
  4. 2010-05-21 22:47 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    http://divisionstreet.files.wordpres...llhornspl7.jpg
    mother of god
  5. 2010-05-21 22:53 #25
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    No one compared that horn to their cock while receiving some sort of oral/genital satisfaction yet? Disappoint...
  6. 2010-05-22 00:15 #26
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    I wonder if he was conscious when that thing went through his mandible.
  7. 2010-05-22 00:17 #27
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    oh man maybe he can move both sides of his jaw separate, you know like how people with split tongues can do that shit.
  8. 2010-05-22 00:17 #28
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    he went into a cage with a bull to fuck with it
  9. 2010-05-22 00:18 #29
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    Well i don't think it broke his mandible. It went through the opening down the buttom, and as i read it tore through his tounge and probably wounded the top of his mouth.
  10. 2010-05-22 00:19 #30
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    I haven't seen any videos, so i'm not sure if the bull gored him and then swung him around, but oh god that would be painful to watch.
  11. 2010-05-22 00:22 #31
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    so homie got skullfucked basically
  12. 2010-05-22 00:22 #32
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    yes
  13. 2010-05-22 00:22 #33
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    in the wrong "opening"
  14. 2010-05-22 00:28 #34
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    Hopefully he didn't get swung around like this guy:

    http://i46.tinypic.com/2ch1edl.jpg

    http://i50.tinypic.com/1dzzuv.jpg

    Last i heard the guy in the OP is in critical condition.
  15. 2010-05-22 00:29 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    http://divisionstreet.files.wordpres...llhornspl7.jpg
    fucking dying
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  17. 2010-05-22 00:37 #37
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    in video form, credit goes to Correction

  18. 2010-05-22 00:38 #38
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    Darwinism sucks because all you have to do is freeze your sperm somewhere and have a bunch of bitches gobble on that shit so you'll have offspring. Done, darwinism cheated. Your beliefs are lies, miz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    in video form, credit goes to Correction

    lol
  20. 2010-05-22 00:42 #40
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    He's lucky it didn't go into his neck.
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