Always keep your condoms in your car.

**Chun Liroy** · 2010-05-23 21:40

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test . . . we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

**Seanr** · 2010-05-23 21:44

old, but lol

**Qalbert** · 2010-05-23 21:44

way to give away the punchline in the title

**Marcicus** · 2010-05-23 21:45

that copy pasta was boring

**Marcicus** · 2010-05-23 21:45

besides i do that shit without condoms

**Marcicus** · 2010-05-23 21:45

LIKE A BOSS

**Chun Liroy** · 2010-05-23 21:46

Originally Posted by Seanr

old, but lol

I figured it was old... it's a FB group lol.

**Ragnell** · 2010-05-23 21:49

lol

**Seanr** · 2010-05-23 21:52

i often encounter shit like this though lol

**Marcicus** · 2010-05-23 21:57

you often encounter being tested by a woman's family and needing to have condoms in your car?

**Seanr** · 2010-05-23 21:58

at least twice a week

**Seanr** · 2010-05-23 21:58

let me let you know i am a little bit tipsy right now though

**antihero** · 2010-05-23 22:00

i hate niggers and am as straight as it gets but seanr is dead fucking sexy

**Milkster** · 2010-05-23 22:06

Originally Posted by Marcicus

besides i do that shit without condoms

Riding raw sir is dangerous.

**Seanr** · 2010-05-23 22:11

i feel flattered

**richardd** · 2010-05-23 22:21

ppl dont keep them in wallets anymore?

**Ohaigaiz** · 2010-05-23 22:22

haha that's some funny shit man haha

**Seanr** · 2010-05-23 22:36

Originally Posted by richardd

ppl dont keep them in wallets anymore?

i have some boxers with a condom pocket in the front :D

**richardd** · 2010-05-23 22:39

get the fuck out of here! refer me right aw---- wait wait. are they boxers? or boxer briefs?

boxer briefs or bust man

**Seanr** · 2010-05-23 22:45

regular boxers.. gotta swang

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