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    just do it raw dog, you gotta lock that shit down anyways.

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    Are you using a rubber? Have you ever fucked without a condom? Waaaaay back when I was single, after getting some bare, my dick refused to stay hard when it came time to put on a condom.

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    It's a blood pressure thing. (No, you being skinny doesn't matter. I used to have the arteries of Dick Cheney at 150lbs and had this problem back then a few years back.)

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh this girl again. I told you to just forget about her. I'd imagine you'd have much better sexual performance with a girl who actually gives a shit about you instead of with one that just uses you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy View Post
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh this girl again. I told you to just forget about her. I'd imagine you'd have much better sexual performance with a girl who actually gives a shit about you instead of with one that just uses you.

    Need more info, this might be relevant to OP problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgie View Post
    Need more info, this might be relevant to OP problems.
    Thats who hes talking to Its a little back story to this thread but that's up to Seno to disclose. Cant just be leaving my folks out to dry.

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    Oh yeah, I know I quoted but I was mostly asking Seno to clarify.

    Edit: Depending on the situation your dick might just not wanna perform due to grudge, shits got a mind of its own sometimes.

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    Condoms are not used in said situations. Also, viagra is expensive as fuck. Is there anything else? I mean, I have the money but I'm finding it hard to justify $80 for like 10 pills..

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    Fine, be a virgin

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    both of you in cosplay. make sure to be in character, and you better pick a real boss character so you can abandon being a bitch for 8 minutes. so that means you can't pick one of those bitch dudes from a harem animu who takes forever to seal the deal with any one of the fine hos living in his house.

    you need to dress up like Guts from berserk and get your rape on.

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    also, pills are for pussies and old fuckers. skip the foreplay entirely; don't give your dick a chance to retreat. soon as it's up, bend her over a table and go straight in.

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    She cosplays, at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senoska View Post
    Condoms are not used in said situations. Also, viagra is expensive as fuck. Is there anything else? I mean, I have the money but I'm finding it hard to justify $80 for like 10 pills..
    It's not like you'll be using all of them. It's a bit like riding a bike. First time you try you're nervous, usually doesn't go well. Second time you're a bit more confident, although it's not perfect. By the 5-6th time you'll be more sure of yourself in the situation... and eventually the stabilizers can come off... I don't think anyone is suggesting you use viagra for the rest of your life, just until you're naturally confident enough to not need it.

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    well goddam, you know what you have to do now.

    once you get it in, DO NOT worry about lasting a long time or any of that bullshit. channel your inner animal and focus completely on busting a nut asap. and don't apologize after, that's bitch shit.

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    feel bad for you son 99 problems etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beckwin View Post
    well goddam, you know what you have to do now.

    once you get it in, DO NOT worry about lasting a long time or any of that bullshit. channel your inner animal and focus completely on busting a nut asap. and don't apologize after, that's bitch shit.
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    Whatever you do, don't use viagra.

    It may be that you use it once, then you're fine all the other times. However, you may become dependent on them. Seriously, you're young. Dependent on dick pills this early is like wtf.

    Also listen to what Deme said, that mother fucker knows his shit.

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    I'd say it's almost certainly something mental and has nothing to do with you physically. ED is pretty rare in young healthy men and I wouldn't recommend a physical solution (viagra) to overcome what is obviously a mental problem.

    From some of the posts from people who know you, it sounds like you may want to evalute if this is the right girl to sleep with. You being unable to perform may be a subconscious effort to stop you from getting in to deep with this chick. Though that's a lot of psycho-analysis for a situation I really have nfc about.

    Best advice on how to go over it is to make every effort to relax and not think about it. When things are getting hot and heavy, try to focus on her instead of yourself. Think about how you're touching her, where to focus on her body, things to say to her, basically anything that doesn't involve yourself. If you can get the mental blocks out of the way, you shouldn't have a problem. Oh, and blowjobs never hurt.

    Though if you're too nervous or anxious to perform, that really tells you more about your compatibility with the girl than it does about yourself, in my opinion.

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    if youre in good health, just go running and workout then top it off with a semi fatty meal. that should help with testosterone levels and hopefully with it boost your drive. you could also, like you said, have a mental block.

    There are certain things i like personally, and if they arent that way i tend to be less interested. Talking dirty, biting, control... if you feel like your chubby is slackin just stop and start oral on her until it springs back. just whatever you do dont start to think about it if you notice it haha.

    Remember, Bitches love confidence

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plow View Post
    Maybe try a cock ring?
    If you can get hard but can't keep it this would probably help. It pinches around the base keeping blood inside until you take it off. It also makes you look massive and veiny xD but if it's too tight it looks like it's going to explode and that can be scary. Nobody enjoys a cocksplosion.

    From what you said it seems she is a nice girl. She's stayed with you after a few sexual mishaps so maybe she likes you as much as you like her. Try to get more exercise, drink lots of water and stay relaxed around her. If none of that works you can always try getting really high on marijuana. That should help with any mental barriers and may also increase pleasure.

    If none of that works then I think it's time to take drastic measures and get yourself a stunt cock.

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