Help me please, Spam. (serious post)

[tyven]

you are just bored

[Cadsuane]

okay, srs thread

Depression can happen if your life is unchallenging or if you're failing challenges too often. In both cases it's due to not enough things happening that momentarily convince you that you're awesome. Basically, living a happy life is about maintaining delusions of grandeur since by any reasonable metric everyone everywhere is a worthless piece of shit, yourself included.

So, if you're bored with school you're doing one or two things wrong: You're in a shitty, easy program or you've convinced yourself it's shitty and easy but it's really one of those aforementioned delusions of grandeur (probably mixed with a bit of stupid) that's blinded you to the depth and intricacy of your chosen field hence precluding any chance of obtaining bona fide passion and/or intellectual worth/fulfillment in it. In either case, you probably shouldn't sweat it since most college and university students are just as listless and mediocre as you are.

Do stuff you're better at than the people around you or failing that, surround yourself with failures and then outperform them, or failing that, try to convince yourself you are. If any of this seems a little duplicitous then don't worry; you're already doing it subconsciously. Follow the exercise suggestion because you'll grow big muscles, get money and fuck bitches, improve your health and general disposition which all contribute to a positive self image that is ultimately shallow, masturbatory, and absolutely necessary so as to avoid suicide.

[Ryko]

^ S'why I hit the gym despite stlil being a fatty.

[tyven]

DARK CHOCOLATE IS AN ANTIOXIDANT DONT DO IT GUY

[Conrad]

DARK CHOCOLATE IS AN ANTIOXIDANT DONT DO IT GUY

So is red wine

[Demosthenes]

Make new friends. Your old ones are probably stagnating, or travel. I was pretty low myself earlier this year, traveling and meeting old friends and making new ones alleviated my issue.