Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (August 8, 2014)

**Qalbert** · 2012-03-23 11:42

Gen. Vladimir Krang
http://img.breitbart.com/images/2008...92114d396f.jpg

**Fhloston** · 2012-03-23 17:56

Some words from the director of this soon-to-be travesty.

"I heard about it, and I'm glad there's such a passionate fanbase--I think that was good news for everyone--but literally, I've just been locked in a room with Kevin Eastman. I think what we're developing, the fans will love. I'm a fan, and I love what we're doing. It's a lot of stuff Kevin's been thinking about for a long time and just hasn't done. Anything we expand will tie right into the mythology, so I think fans will go apesh*t when they see it."

"That's why we worked so hard on this. You just don't want to f*ck it up and you don't want to disappoint people who pay money,"

out of respect for the people who are paying money to see the movie--you feel those people are the reason why we have these jobs."

http://www.superherohype.com/news/ar...lienq-backlash

Also, funny comment I read on that page...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles!
Teenage Alien Ninja Dragons!
Teenage Alien Ju Jitsu Dragons!
Adolescent Alien Ju Jitsu Dragons!

Michael, Don, Ralph, and Leo. They will be led by their probation officer: Tweezers. He will be played by a 3 legged weiner dog. April will no longer be a news reporter, thats cliched. She will now be a police officer played by Michelle Rodriguez. And they will be hunted down by the ruthless Shredder. An ex SWAT member turned rogue played by Dwayne Johnson. It will take place in Detroit (in the sequel they'll battle Robocop) and they no longer love pizza. Tacos and Monster for these guys!

There ya go MIchael Bay. Did all the work for ya (I take cash by the way).

**Bregor** · 2012-03-23 18:03

The Turtles are gonna ditch the ninja weapons and just use four different types of firearms. And they won't be named after Renaissance artists, but one-hit wonders from the 80s and 90s. Extreme, Haddaway, Chumbawumba, and Right Said Fred. TURTLE POWER!

**Velgadess** · 2012-03-24 06:56

http://www2.kisw.com/listen/bj-sheas...ion-episode-50
actual mp3/podcast link below:
http://www2.kisw.com/sites/default/f...n03-23FULL.mp3

Seattle, WA KISW rock station geek podcast. they talk about TMNT movie. starts @ 20:10
@ 24:00 = WTF?!

also before this just as a heads up, they do talk about TWD, John Carter and Hunger Games. nothing really spoilery but figured I'd give peeps warning.

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-03-24 10:01

Over/under on Bay blaming it on the fans when shit bombs like Nagasaki?

**Serra** · 2012-03-24 13:24

The only thing I took from that is people need to understand what literally means >.>

**Dimmauk** · 2012-03-24 17:12

Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza

Over/under on Bay blaming it on the fans when shit bombs like Nagasaki?

Is that was M.Night did?

**Apelila** · 2012-03-24 20:30

That's what Tanaka did IIRC.

**Aerin** · 2012-03-25 04:17

It's been a crazy week for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans that kicked-off with quotes from producer Michael Bay which revealed that the turtles in the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie will be of alien origin.

Following that statement, Michael Bay responded and so did director Jonathan Liebesman (read here), but now comes word from Bleeding Cool that the film's working title might actually just be Ninja Turtles, indicating that the movie might be losing the teenager aspect as well.

A source for the site said: It seems to be driven by marketing. Think of John Carter and how Disney wouldn’t allow for a title with either “Princess” or “Mars”.

One thing that might back up their claim is that the forums at Michael Bay's official site only list the movie as Ninja Turtles as well. You can see for yourself here.

Paramount Pictures is planning a December 25, 2013 release for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (or "Ninja Turtles") .

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=88371

**Cail** · 2012-03-25 04:52

.........................

**Sunrider** · 2012-03-25 06:40

Slightly off-topic, Disney's "John Carter" was a lame title, and that was before I even took the time to learn what it was even about.

**Fhloston** · 2012-03-25 08:07

I can live without them being "Teenage", especially in this day and age. You really want the turtles walking around on Twitter with their iPhones, listening to Nicki Minaj on Beats by Dre headphones? I certainly don't....

Also, they always seemed like adults in the old live action movies anyway. Even in the recent CG TMNT movie.

**Qalbert** · 2012-03-25 08:55

Ninjaliens

**Guyverarmor** · 2012-03-25 08:58

Ninjaalienslovestory

**Qalbert** · 2012-03-25 09:03

Exploninjalienslovestorysions

**Silenka** · 2012-03-25 12:01

Racist Alien Big-Boobied Explosions (ty TGWTG)

**Cream Soda** · 2012-03-25 18:05

**Kaslo** · 2012-03-26 07:10

http://cdn.the-gutters.com/comics/ee...ace5459eee.jpg

**Sunrider** · 2012-03-26 14:28

Originally Posted by Kaslo

http://cdn.the-gutters.com/comics/ee...ace5459eee.jpg

Were this the truth, I could live with it.

**Kobb** · 2012-03-26 14:32

I'm more surprised anyone else remembers Biker Mice from Mars.

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