Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (August 8, 2014)

[Guitarman]

Whoever penned that script needs to be drug out back and shot for attempting to ruin the childhood of every boy that grew up in the 90's. Holy shit.

[Tajin]

I really want to read this script now.

I want to get my hands on whatever the writer was smoking, handy to send to other writers doing reboots

[Sunrider]

Christ, what a trainwreck.

Everyone involved with this movie needs to strapped to chairs with their eyes wired open, and made to watch the Mario Bros. movie, as a lesson on what happens when you fuck around with a property too much.

[Cichy]

I dont get who the fuck are all those idiot writers who write scripts for movies like this and video game movies

[Serra]

So it's basically the same treatment Michael Bay gave to Transformers -- Here's a movie about some humans (now with a cameo by some alien turtles~) saving the world!!!

[Silenka]

Whoever penned that script needs to be drug out back and shot for attempting to ruin the childhood of every boy that grew up in the 90's. Holy shit.

And some girls! I had an epic collection of Turtles toys. I'm so sad I passed them down to someone else who probably didn't appreciate them at all.

That script sounds exactly like what I expected this film to be. Glad someone out there has some sense...

[mallister]

sweet mother of fuck that script sounds retarded.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Wow. I had hoped the "alien" angle was just the goo being from space, which would fit fairly well into the story... but that sounds like an abomination.

[shidobu]

you know guys... if one of you is gunho enough.

Theres still time to go destroy paramount studios..

[KuroTsuki]

Why couldn't that guy be the one to jump off a bridge.

[Indalecia]

The two most disgusting and horrifying words in the english language are "Artistic license"

[Ragnus]

Dimension X? Really?

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Jesus christ. How...just HOW could anyone have thought that was "Good" for a movie?

I can't lie though. I am interested in reading this script. If someone finds it, send me a PM.

[vagus]

Seriously such a gong show. The premise for the original movie is so simple. 4 turtles get turned into talking lifeforms via radation, they trained by a rat that knows martial arts and they fight crime vs. some JP named Shredder. How more simple can you get? Lol. They really should get a director and writers that are into martial arts then blow em up movies. FUCK YOU Paramount.

[Salodin]

It's scary how much it sounds like Transformers...

[6souls]

Script walk through.

[vagus]

[Serra]

I thought it wasn't awful (felt like it could have been a mediocre summer action movie or something), then I thought it became terrible, and then I realized I was wrong. I'm convinced the terribleness of the later parts was there to convince me the previous parts weren't so awful......

Gonna go eat a tub of ice cream now...

[Hex]

A little of course but I was in the Toy Section at Walmart a couple days ago and they had a new line of Ninja Turtles toys out. Much to my joy, they were still called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and while the toys looked more cartoonish than what I'm used to, I was pleased. I guess Nick is doing a TV show from what I saw on the boxes?

Let this be hope that even this generation of children are exposed to Teenage MUTANT Ninja Turtles before any of this alien bullshit may come out.

[Silenka]

Gahhh I tried to listen to that script walkthrough and I got about 6 minutes in before I couldn't take it anymore. Flipped around through the last parts and began wondering how any of it was actually different from transformers... bleeeeehhhh D: