Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (August 8, 2014)

**Guitarman** · 2013-02-22 01:27

What was left of my childhood officially dies in 2014. This trainwreck keeps getting worse.

**Corrderio** · 2013-02-22 01:32

I swear he made it his life goal to ruin anything good we remember growing up.

**Guitarman** · 2013-02-22 01:46

Yeah this is Bay's retribution to the people who bullied him as a kid.

**Kaslo** · 2013-02-22 07:47

I would not be opposed to a baseless class action to enjoin this pos from getting made...

**tyven** · 2013-02-22 09:24

yall are gonna be sorry when this shit pwns.

acting like transformers 1 wasnt the jam. that shit was the jam.

**Brill Weave** · 2013-02-22 10:10

Originally Posted by Tyrath

http://www.deadline.com/2013/02/mega...st-michael-ba/

Incoming Shia LeBouf as Shredder.

**kuronosan** · 2013-02-22 10:58

So he can get Fox to star in shitty alienoid TMNT BOOM BOOM EXPLOSION remake but he couldn't get her instead of Lucas for Dark of the Moon?

Fuck sake, what next? Michael Bay presents Risk? Gobots? Voltron?

**Rulke** · 2013-02-22 11:06

Not going anywhere close to this disaster.

**Kang** · 2013-02-22 15:08

Avoid at all costs.

**Bregor** · 2013-02-22 17:18

Originally Posted by tyven

yall are gonna be sorry when this shit pwns.

acting like transformers 1 wasnt the jam. that shit was the jam.

**arus2001** · 2013-02-22 19:12

Maybe he'll find a way to brutally kill her on-screen...

**Souj** · 2013-02-22 20:09

She gets tentacle raped by Krang.

**Krazy** · 2013-02-22 20:27

Krang is a Chinese parkour expert battling depression. He will have a lack of tentacles.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2013-02-23 01:48

I will admit that I liked Transformers 1 for what it could have been. It was understanding to have it as a majority of humans because it was an introduction movie. However, looked at what happened with the next two(soon to be 3) movies. Let's say Turtles 1 is decent enough that they make a second and it follows the exact same fucking path the Transformers movies did.

Alas, the smart side of me knows that all of this will be complete fucking garbage and I will probably hire someone to murder Bay after this is made.

I USED MY FUCKING MAKE A WISH FROM THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION TO SEE THE FUCKING TURTLES(The ones from the live Action movies in the early 90s, shit was so boss). I DON'T WANT MY TURTLES TO BE RUINED.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-02-23 02:40

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

I USED MY FUCKING MAKE A WISH FROM THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION TO SEE THE FUCKING TURTLES(The ones from the live Action movies in the early 90s, shit was so boss).

Really? That's fucking awesome. Did you just meet the actors, or were they in costume/character? This story seems like it's going to be infinitely better than Bay's movie.

**Tellahh** · 2013-02-23 04:39

late but... really, fucking aliens? I really hope he shitcanned that script...
what a disaster

also, lolTransformers

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2013-02-23 05:12

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

Really? That's fucking awesome. Did you just meet the actors, or were they in costume/character? This story seems like it's going to be infinitely better than Bay's movie.

Actors in the suits. Was so unbelievably awesome.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-02-23 11:28

That's pretty clutch.

**Dimmauk** · 2013-02-23 12:55

Originally Posted by tyven

yall are gonna be sorry when this shit pwns.

acting like transformers 1 wasnt the jam. that shit was the jam.

Prime was awesome, bumblebee as a camero was ok, megatron not a gun was bullshit.

Megan fox as April is stupid.

**Cail** · 2013-02-23 14:42

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

Prime was awesome, bumblebee as a camero was ok, megatron not a gun was bullshit.

Megan fox as April is stupid.

Knowing Bay, since this abomination is now space turtles, she'll be named March or May

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