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  1. #221
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    So delicious.

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    kuya what do you think of my statement that if the wetbacks can make it out of mexico the terrorists can make out it out of gaza

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    kuya what do you think of my statement that if the wetbacks can make it out of mexico the terrorists can make out it out of gaza
    The wetbacks are even worse than the terrorists, tryven

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    I wish your imagination had a penis so that i could suck it. So delicious.
    just don't tap its nuts, cause then its gay

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    I don't care how gay it is, i need to do this

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    As i heard from a guy today on my ship (an officer, go figure), Girls are for babies, guys are for pleasure.

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    rofl

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    Someone tell that nigga this aint ancient Greece

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    He looks greek too, rofl. This is the type of shit heard while on the bridge too, lol. I was on the helm when he said that gem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    As i heard from a guy today on my ship (an officer, go figure), Girls are for babies, guys are for pleasure.

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    rofl
    don't ask don't tell repeal is gonna do all kinds of fabulous shit for the navy lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    As i heard from a guy today on my ship (an officer, go figure), Girls are for babies, guys are for pleasure.

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    I had gone out for the Navy, was in a hotel in Jacksonville.. Though on the bus ride there, I heard how the examination the next day is pretty much anal rape.. So I figured screw it, and snuck out to the La Quinta across the road. Was some covert shit too, because you're not allowed to leave, which they didn't fucking tell me until I was en route. Lying bastards..

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    Quote Originally Posted by shidobu View Post
    this thread is gold

    sup blev hows it hangin brah?
    oh hey sexy, what up.

    and @ Julian. the sack tap is done among friends as to avoid causing a fight. do it to a stranger and expect to get lynched/shot/stabbed. it's a light hit to the groin/balls, with the back of the hand. it's a small amount of pain, and anybody who does a solid punch to the nuts is asking for an ass whoopin. the friend would normally be completely clothed and there would be no cupping of the balls or spooning afterward. if for some reason the recipient of the sack tap is naked, there's a chance it's at a party and somebody has lost a game of asshole. i myself wouldn't hit a friend in the bare balls, that shit crosses the line into gay territory in my books, but that's just my opinion.

    normally i don't play the game and my nut shots are purely retaliatory, but my friends start the shit for the most part. my wife has tried to get in on it, which i find unfair since a cooter punch is harder to pull off.

    i can see how some people would see the sack tapping "game" as homoerotic, but consider this. it's nowhere near as bad as the ball-showing game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blev View Post
    my wife has tried to get in on it, which i find unfair since a cooter punch is harder to pull off.
    tittie twisters.

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    titty twister doesn't seem like a fair retaliation for a shot in the sack. besides, if i bruise her nips, i won't get to play with them when we're gettin freaky. that just isn't a good idea since i'm a titty man.

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    I get annoyed if a girl ball taps me (not gay etc) because they think you over react no matter what you do..... If a guy does it then they at least can appreciate your pain, despite laughing at you.

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    That shit was happening when I was in high school. That was in '97. Where the fuck was the press when I was walking to Biology class in the science hall?!

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    This game teaches boys early in life to protect their sack. It has heightened my nut protecting reflexes to a lever near that of superman, any time I sensed hand movements by friends *bam* covering my nuts.

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    Kids are just practicing to become like this guy:

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    Quote Originally Posted by FNH View Post
    This game teaches boys early in life to protect their sack. It has heightened my nut protecting reflexes to a lever near that of superman, any time I sensed hand movements by friends *bam* covering my nuts.
    man even fuckin FNH knows whats good and doesn't say some lame ass pouty "I'll punch you in the face if you cup check me hurr durr" and FNH says the most hurr durr shit ever

    the fuck is general coming to

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    So this poses an interesting question: if a girl grabs the nuts of some poor dude and squeezes them with intent to pop 'em like a pair of large, fresh, juicy grapes, does that mean she wants to fuck him?

    The obvious answer is yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nekio View Post
    So this poses an interesting question: if a girl grabs the nuts of some poor dude and squeezes them with intent to pop 'em like a pair of large, fresh, juicy grapes, does that mean she wants to fuck him?

    The obvious answer is yes.
    if you're asking a topical question to challenge people pointing out how obviously homoerotic "sack tapping" is, yes, if you're a guy and a girl goes out of her way to touch your nuts, repeatedly, she probably wants to fuck you.

    if this blows the mind of anyone reading, thinking about their flirtatious, unrequited love from high school, good/bad news, yes, she wanted to fuck you. that's what it meant when she kept grabbing your balls.

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