'Sack Tapping' -- A Schoolyard Game Turned Ugly

[Nekio]

if you're asking a topical question to challenge people pointing out how obviously homoerotic "sack tapping" is

You aced Part A...

yes, if you're a guy and a girl goes out of her way to touch your nuts, repeatedly, she probably wants to fuck you. if this blows the mind of anyone reading, thinking about their flirtatious, unrequited love from high school, good/bad news, yes, she wanted to fuck you. that's what it meant when she kept grabbing your balls.

...then crashed and burned with Part B. Are you a rapist or something? Girl squishing my balls tells me "not interested", not "NO MEANS YES SHE WANTS IT IN THE POOPER".

[pahnphoenix]

You aced Part A...


...then crashed and burned with Part B. Are you a rapist or something? Girl squishing my balls tells me "not interested", not "NO MEANS YES SHE WANTS IT IN THE POOPER".

if you think "sack tapping" means grabbing balls and squeezing them as hard as you can, you've seriously misunderstood this entire thread. if you *don't* think that's what sack-tapping is, your post was as relevant as asking if a girl putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger means she wants to fuck you.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

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[Nekio]

if you think "sack tapping" means grabbing balls and squeezing them as hard as you can, you've seriously misunderstood this entire thread. if you *don't* think that's what sack-tapping is, your post was as relevant as asking if a girl putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger means she wants to fuck you.

Don't be such a literal moron. The point is that neither has any sexual connotation. At all.

I love homophobic idiots like those in these threads. Whenever I go on a trip somewhere and need to share a hotel room, I always get the bed to myself because the fag splitting the room with me would rather sleep on the floor than man up and sleep within 2 feet of another dude.

[tyven]

nekio is the winner of the thread

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Don't be such a literal moron. The point is that neither has any sexual connotation. At all.

I love homophobic idiots like those in these threads. Whenever I go on a trip somewhere and need to share a hotel room, I always get the bed to myself because the fag splitting the room with me would rather sleep on the floor than man up and sleep within 2 feet of another dude.

lol man doing the gayest shit possible to freak out homophobes has got to be one of the funniest american pastimes of mine.

during school in the navy every week they inspected your room in the barracks, and the faggot that did our wing always dinged my room for dumb shit like my sheets not being folded at perfect 45 degree angles or my uniform not having perfect military creases. this is shit that would give them reason to keep me on base on some weekends it was fucking gay.

so one week this motherfucker comes in doing his inspection and I'm fucking tip top spent way extra time and like 3 other people helping me iron and starch my shirts and iron the creases on my bed, clean every little corner. room was fucking immaculate. except my homegirl from the womens wing of our barracks lent me her dildo which I put under the bed with the head poking out.

asshole mcgee leans down and goes "oh what's this Penders?" and picks it up pleasure side first with his hand. I just gave him doe eyes and a shit eating grin, the look on this motherfuckers face was priceless. he drops the dildo and storms out, never inspected my room again much less made eye contact with me on base.

made it even more worth it to see him and go "Hiiiiii~ Petty Officer Jensen"

[pahnphoenix]

Don't be such a literal moron. The point is that neither has any sexual connotation. At all.

I love homophobic idiots like those in these threads. Whenever I go on a trip somewhere and need to share a hotel room, I always get the bed to myself because the fag splitting the room with me would rather sleep on the floor than man up and sleep within 2 feet of another dude.

if a woman "ball taps" a man, it usually (and quite obviously) has a sexual connotation. this isn't homophobia... it's like when men/women "play fight" at parties and make other excuses to touch each other.

it's weird how hetero guys in the name of fighting homophobia or being secure in their sexuality do gay stuff but don't admit that it's gay. it's one thing to be a straight guy around homophobes and do something gay once to piss them off... it's another to repeatedly touch each other's balls.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

if a woman "ball taps" a man, it usually (and quite obviously) has a sexual connotation. this isn't homophobia... it's like when men/women "play fight" at parties and make other excuses to touch each other.

it's weird how hetero guys in the name of fighting homophobia or being secure in their sexuality do gay stuff but don't admit that it's gay. it's one thing to be a straight guy around homophobes and do something gay once to piss them off... it's another to repeatedly touch each other's balls.

see thats the shit your homophobic ass doesn't get. it has nothing to do with "fighting off homophobia" as your sheltered ass thinks it does. it's about bullshitting and roughhousing and being a man and not thinking anything about it, but little bitches like you are afraid of being seen as gay since shit like that probably doesn't compliment your effeminate nature and milky whiteness.

go out and hang out with some dudes and play sports and fight lions and shit and maybe you won't come off as such a fag all the time. next thing you'll be telling us is pro sport players who smack each others asses are gay and fighting off homophobia.

[JigglyJam]

"sack-tapping? you guys are so gay"

"dude, you're the homo, not us"

"nu-uh, you are"

"don't even try to deny you're gay, brah"


and repeat

personally, i don't the find the act homo and i think the people insinuating that it is are reading too much into it

[pahnphoenix]

see thats the shit your homophobic ass doesn't get. it has nothing to do with "fighting off homophobia" as your sheltered ass thinks it does. it's about bullshitting and roughhousing and being a man and not thinking anything about it, but little bitches like you are afraid of being seen as gay since shit like that probably doesn't compliment your effeminate nature and milky whiteness.

go out and hang out with some dudes and play sports and fight lions and shit and maybe you won't come off as such a fag all the time. next thing you'll be telling us is pro sport players who smack each others asses are gay and fighting off homophobia.

< bisexual ex-gymnast. i did a harder, manlier sport than you, and i also like guys. if you touch my balls, you're either a) trying to fight me, or b) trying to fuck me.

it's great to talk about how cool you are with this or that, but you're just ignoring your sexuality. the penis has a purpose, you know.

[tyven]

could you fit a pommel horse in your stretchy asshole?

[pahnphoenix]

could you fit a pommel horse in your stretchy asshole?

through my urinary meatus.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

< bisexual ex-gymnast. i did a harder, manlier sport than you, and i also like guys. if you touch my balls, you're either a) trying to fight me, or b) trying to fuck me.

it's great to talk about how cool you are with this or that, but you're just ignoring your sexuality. the penis has a purpose, you know.

my doctor touched my balls today, he must be gay. but yeah you proved my point about being sheltered and effeminate. try playing team sports instead of being afraid of a little contact.

you did aerobics for a sport and look like a cancer patient, no wonder no one wanted to play grabass with you you probably walk and talk like richard simmons. don't take your daddy issues out on some motherfuckers comfortable enough in their sexuality to goof off in a masculine way.

[Cadsuane]

Gymnasts are usually built like brick shithouses man. And lol at team sports pissing contest. You're gettin' a bit mad

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Gymnasts are usually built like brick shithouses man. And lol at team sports pissing contest. You're gettin' a bit mad

gymnasts? they're skinny and sinewy, thats not a brick shithouse it's tone. seriously shocked at you swingin off the nuts with the mad card humpin on richard simmons argument

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

also I'm clearly the most fabulous hetero on this bitch, calling me a fag is a compliment imo

[Cadsuane]

http://www.usa-gymnastics.org/images...images/374.jpg

What?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

http://www.usa-gymnastics.org/images...images/374.jpg

What?

you're comparing a high school gymnast to an olympian? nigga you must be gay. or mad about being ignored in spam with all this tryhard cot damn

also
OMG LOOK AT THESE BRICK SHITHOUSES

http://www.usa-gymnastics.org/images...mages/2331.jpg

http://www.usa-gymnastics.org/images...mages/2263.jpg


stop trying so hard

[Cadsuane]

That's still like, pretty good. What standard are we even comparing to anymore?

Look, it hardly even matters. The whole "team sports are for manly men" thing is way more of a try hard line than anything you have on me from spam (though apparently I wasn't being ignored if you were following my progress so closely). It's just fucking embarassing and the jock cliches give the "you're a closeted faggot" argument ammunition. From your point of view, it's just bad strategy.

Look, should I have sent you this in a PM so me giving you advice here didn't coincide with you losing face and having to compensate with spam rep posturing? Sorry about that man, it didn't occur to me. But you can keep up with bitching me out to make up for it, people will forget about it in a week.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

That's still like, pretty good. What standard are we even comparing to anymore?

Look, it hardly even matters. The whole "team sports are for manly men" thing is way more of a try hard line than anything you have on me from spam (though apparently I wasn't being ignored if you were following my progress so closely). It's just fucking embarassing and the jock cliches give the "you're a closeted faggot" argument ammunition. From your point of view, it's just bad strategy.

Look, should I have sent you this in a PM so me giving you advice here didn't coincide with you losing face and having to compensate with spam rep posturing? Sorry about that man, it didn't occur to me. But you can keep up with bitching me out to make up for it, people will forget about it in a week.

oh it doesn't matter anymore because you got schooled for looking like a retard? ya nigga, call back later when more representatives are available or your ass will be on ice for a long time.


have you even read the thread? the motherfucker you're defending is the one calling people gay. you're all up in this thread mad about what the fuck not even making sense just so you can swing off my nuts for the studio audience.

did that make you happy to join the list of dummies crashing against my absolute perfection?