'Sack Tapping' -- A Schoolyard Game Turned Ugly

[zoobernut]

Average, ordinary, typical, etc.. i.e., guys that don't do homoerotic things to get a reaction out of someone as a "passtime."

You keep calling me sheltered, but if you think this is the norm...

What is hilarious is you are still clinging to the EXTREMELY subjective and rather irrelevant terms , average, ordinary, typical, normal without offering any real definition of what that is. You cannot have a circle of words that all essentially mean the same thing and use them in each others definitions.

[Coyohma]

Did you not read the "i.e." part? It means "that is." That's what's being used to differentiate here.. I guess you're arguing that it is normal to enjoy "doing gay things to freak out the homophobes." That's great for you, I guess, if you enjoy that lifestyle.

[zoobernut]

Did you not read the "i.e." part? It means "that is." That's what's being used to differentiate here.. I guess you're arguing that it is normal to enjoy "doing gay things to freak out the homophobes." That's great for you, I guess, if you enjoy that lifestyle.

You are really slow. I am arguing that you have no authority to claim to know what "normal" guys do and how "normal" guys behave in an ambiguous subject that changes drastically depending on where in the world you are and what culture you are in.

Basically your post added exactly 0 to the discussion while carrying and authoritarian air about it.

[shidobu]

Average, ordinary, typical, etc.. i.e., guys that don't do homoerotic things to get a reaction out of someone as a "passtime."

You keep calling me sheltered, but if you think this is the norm...

dunno about you. but i usta run around dry humping my friends guys/girls when they least expected it.

Shit was funny. Grew outa it tho. Good times.. goood times.

... holy shit was i dumb fuck back in highschool

[Yuri-G]

Normal straight guys don't get off on acting gay to get a reaction out of someone.

in my experience, this is the exact opposite of the truth. the more masculine the environment, the more you see ass-slapping, ball-tapping, pretend-ass-fucking, you name it.

I still remember the tubing trip I went on a few years ago with some of the rowdiest most misogynistic frat guys I've ever met. I couldn't possibly list off all the almost-gay-but-not-really shit they did. it was pretty hot, actually.

[chazzyphizzle]

Dude just obviously isn't secure in his masculinity.

[shidobu]

in my experience, this is the exact opposite of the truth. the more masculine the environment, the more you see ass-slapping, ball-tapping, pretend-ass-fucking, you name it.

this.. i could fucking recal durring football season. the shit that happend in our locker room. One guy would purposely get a fuckin boner just to show it off through his shorts. now that shit was gay =\ but we knew he wasnt.

[Yuri-G]

this.. i could fucking recal durring football season. the shit that happend in our locker room. One guy would purposely get a fuckin boner just to show it off through his shorts. now that shit was gay =\ but we knew he wasnt.

exactly. thank you. this is totally the norm, though most guys seem to grow out of it after high school/college, depending.

hell that's how I lost one of my good friends... playing the "run your hand up someone's leg until one of you freaks out" game. except I got a hard-on hahaha. we were never the same after that.

[Nekio]

The amount of ignorance of people's own homophobia is mind-boggling to me. It really is impossible to explain something like this to someone with sexual insecurities and prejudices, because they simply can't grasp the concept of male-male interactions not having a sexual connotation.

Who's gayer? The dude who sack-taps his buddy for a laugh while reminiscing about the last UFC fight, or the guy in a public bathroom who can't stop imagining random dudes looking at his cock while he's pissing.

Braaaaiiiiiiinteaser.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

exactly. thank you. this is totally the norm, though most guys seem to grow out of it after high school/college, depending.

hell that's how I lost one of my good friends... playing the "run your hand up someone's leg until one of you freaks out" game. except I got a hard-on hahaha. we were never the same after that.

Man, an actual real life out of the closet gay man is defending my point. This is the fucking ace in the hole right here. Anyone arguing against me or my ball touching comrades in this thread is just mad or trying to troll.

Game. Set. Match.

[zoobernut]

Man, an actual real life out of the closet gay man is defending my point. This is the fucking ace in the hole right here. Anyone arguing against me or my ball touching comrades in this thread is just mad or trying to troll.

Game. Set. Match.

Finesse the penguins in your avatar are gay because one is touching the other. True story.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Finesse the penguins in your avatar are gay because one is touching the other. True story.

[AoE]

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[KuroTsuki]

He saw dat ass from a mile away and ran for that shit.

Yeah, I remember the type of shit me and my friends would do in high school. One of the funnier ones was grabbing the guy's head and pulling him in for a kiss with your mouth open.

Shit, even now I still make jokes that would make me look soo gay to a person that doesn't know me well. Not so much with the physical contact, though lol.

[pahnphoenix]

my doctor touched my balls today, he must be gay. but yeah you proved my point about being sheltered and effeminate. try playing team sports instead of being afraid of a little contact.

you did aerobics for a sport and look like a cancer patient, no wonder no one wanted to play grabass with you you probably walk and talk like richard simmons. don't take your daddy issues out on some motherfuckers comfortable enough in their sexuality to goof off in a masculine way.

i, like most gymnasts, excelled at baseball, basketball, soccer (didn't play football) because i was so jacked. i didn't play much of that shit in high school because i was too busy with gymnastics 4-5 days a week. lol at thinking gymnastics is either aerobics or whatever... now i'm pretty sure you don't/didn't play any actual sports in the first place; all athletes respect gymnasts, everyone knows this, don't they?

and no, we didn't grab each other's dicks in baseball either.

edit: amazing drunk typo that was grammatically correct, but terrible.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

i, like most gymnasts, excelled at baseball, basketball, soccer (didn't play football) because i was so jacked. i didn't play much of that shit in high school because i was too busy with gymnastics 4-5 days a week. lol at thinking gymnastics is either aerobics or whatever... now i'm pretty sure you don't/didn't play any actual sports in the first place; all athletes respect gymnasts, everyone knows this, don't they?

and no, we didn't grab each other's dicks in baseball either.

edit: amazing drunk typo that was grammatically correct, but terrible.

you ain't gotta lie to kick it son, I doubt you were even a gymnast at this point. I started playing little league baseball at 9 years old through high school, did some pop warner football for a few years in there. joined the navy and played some amateur leagues in rugby and baseball for a few years. cup checks and even worse was normal behavior on a daily basis.

the baseball players through high school were the fuckin worst with that shit, and my buds that went on to try out for the pros and played in the minors were terrible to go out to bars with for that shit, it was hilarious.

you basically sound like a little bitch backpedaling and adding new details to your story because you just got fuckin told. how about you just shut the fuck up and go hang from the monkey bars so you can pretend to be a gymnast instead of maxteeming the shit out of the thread

[Qalbert]

I wasn't even aware you could grab dicks with the back of your hand

[pahnphoenix]

you ain't gotta lie to kick it son, I doubt you were even a gymnast at this point. I started playing little league baseball at 9 years old through high school, did some pop warner football for a few years in there. joined the navy and played some amateur leagues in rugby and baseball for a few years. cup checks and even worse was normal behavior on a daily basis.

the baseball players through high school were the fuckin worst with that shit, and my buds that went on to try out for the pros and played in the minors were terrible to go out to bars with for that shit, it was hilarious.

you basically sound like a little bitch backpedaling and adding new details to your story because you just got fuckin told. how about you just shut the fuck up and go hang from the monkey bars so you can pretend to be a gymnast instead of maxteeming the shit out of the thread

so you grabbing your jock friends' dicks is not gay b/c you don't believe i was a gymnast? you should have paid more attention in school.

edit: since i know you're too slow to understand this post, i'll point out:

1) i assert that touching your friends' scrotum is gay.
2) you say that i don't know what i'm talking about b/c i'm a homophobe who didn't play sports.
3) i point out that not only is touching dick still really gay (noting the implications of hetero girls touching dick), but explain that the ad hominem doesn't work b/c i'm a bisexual who grew up doing many sports, including what you fail to understand is the most athletic of sports.
4) you say you don't believe me, ignoring that (2) was irrelevant to begin with.

conclusion: straight guys get off on pushing boundaries. that's called "doing gay shit." straight guys are weird.

[zoobernut]

pahn is just sad because he had to sack tap himself.

[tyven]

pretty sure the guy that posted a video of himself having a threesome with two chicks is not gay, you bitches been raging for 10 pages because you're mad finesse is styling on you.