'Sack Tapping' -- A Schoolyard Game Turned Ugly

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

pretty sure the guy that posted a video of himself having a threesome with two chicks is not gay, you bitches been raging for 10 pages because you're mad finesse is styling on you.

lol my nigga

[Kyo]

I heard homophobes were getting styled on and I came as fast as I could.

[Chun Liroy]

this thread i don't even. 7 pages wut.

[Kuya]

We are attacking homophobes? Why didn't you guys call me!?

[Kyo]

Because you would find a way to declare it gay.

[Kuya]

Now why would i do that.

[zoobernut]

Now why would i do that.

Because everything is gay. It is the human condition.

[Kuya]

I don't think that's true.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

we're genetically gay because we were made with frog dna like the velociraptors oh dear

[Max™]

http://memegenerator.net/Philosorapt...losoraptor.jpg

[Qalbert]

[Kuya]

Kicking balls is gay under certain circumstances.

[Max™]

As well as when you change the k to l, but then, when would licking balls not be gay?

Spoiler: show

When it's just bros being bros, of course.

[Demosthenes11]

idk how it happened but this thread turned "hitting your bro's balls with the back of your hand to make them keel over in pain" to "grabbing your bfs balls with both of your hands and whispering in his ear your desire to massage his vertical stick"

[Qalbert]

up next, chest bump=mutual nipple-based foreplay

[Max™]

Well, I can honestly say the thought of playfully doing anything with my friends balls has never popped into my head, so perhaps there's something wrong with me, who knows?

[Pharaun]

It happened because people wanted to prove that bag tag is totally gay, despite it having no sexual connotations whatsoever. They of course are forgetting the first rule of comedy, Other peoples pain is funny. It becomes even more hilarious when said other person tries to get you back and you thwart all of their attempts and watch them become more and more outraged as it goes on.

[chazzyphizzle]

I know it's been said but your hand/fingers are definitely not lingering on the balls of your victim, when I used to do it in middle school/high school (seems like a recurring theme) you don't even feel anything, you just tap and go. I know I never personally could distinguish what I hit down there, and I don't think I jerked anybody off while tapping, you guys suck. Also, high school baseball teams are indeed the worst, mushroom stamping people that fall asleep on the bus etc, it's awful.

[Max™]

Oh, I know what my problem personally is, and I suppose others share this issue.

It's against "the guy code", I'd punch a guy in the throat before I punched him in the nuts... that's just a bitch move, and if I'm mad enough to inflict pain, the throat works great.

So by extension, jokes involving flicking/tapping/thumping/playfully fondling another dudes nuts are off limits.

[thetruepandagod]

Isn't part of the guy code to not show pain or w/e? That's why my favorite part was grazing it so perfectly that they think i missed, then they take a knee 10 seconds later.