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    I go for the black girls because I know noone else is

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    I am deathly afraid of having twins, but they run both in my family and Dru's.

    If I end up having them, whenever one is bad I am going to tell them "you know, you were the one that was supposed to go in the dumpster."

    Am I learning?

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    I'm Catholic, that's not happening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I am deathly afraid of having twins, but they run both in my family and Dru's.

    If I end up having them, whenever one is bad I am going to tell them "you know, you were the one that was supposed to go in the dumpster."

    Am I learning?
    no, for the one that fucks up you just call them the other's name for a bit and when they say "but mommy I'm XXXX" just ignore it and call them the name of your favorite one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    no, for the one that fucks up you just call them the other's name for a bit and when they say "but mommy I'm XXXX" just ignore it and call them the name of your favorite one
    well that's just standard parenting right there.

    All my life I was Mary Katie And my sister was Katie Mary. God that pissed us off.

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    Don't get me started on the embarrassing nicknames

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    how's your sister look?

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    pretty shitty atm. she just had her third baby today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I'm Catholic, that's not happening.
    Are Catholics allowed to fall down stairs?

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    only if they don't know when to shut up

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