
Originally Posted by
isladar
Get a pug. My grandmother bred them, and they're MADE for being inside. No long walks, no nonsense. They're perfect with young children, and other animals, including cats. Laid-back, sweet-tempered, NO DOGGY SMELL. And they make snorfles :3
As far as not getting ripped off: read up on AKC standards for whatever breed you do settle on (get a pug or I ban you), and never ever buy 'online'. Never buy from a 'breeder' if you can't meet the bitch and the sire of the puppies. Papers are pieces of paper. Papers can be fudged, as you've mentioned, but you cannot fake breeding. Learn what it is that constitutes a healthy, good example of the breed, and look at the parents.
Also. Make sure you are buying an animal that is going to match your lifestyle / time commitment / plans for the future. Buying a labrador puppy when you live in a small apartment is great for the first year and a half, and then you have an animal that needs to be run. A lot. Same for a lot of larger breeds (get a pug). The rambunctious little guy can turn into a rambunctious, 80 lb. guy, and that's a whole 'nother mess. Owning an animal should never be an accessory or a status statement, it is a living thing. You want to be happy, so get an animal that will make you happy while being happy and fulfilled itself.
However, if you can convince your wife that a pure-bred isn't necessary (and it isn't, but you should really get a pug), please consider getting a mutt from a no-kill shelter. I know everyone always wants a puppy, but puppies are only puppies for a few months, you will have a dog for years. No one adopts older animals, and it breaks my heart.