My friend that I live with smokes cigarettes. He's had his current girlfriend for a year or some shit. She made it clear at the beginning of the relationship that she doesn't want him to smoke. He pretended to quit smoking and would only smoke when she wasn't around. He doesn't really make any effort to hide it, he leaves cigarette butts laying around, he always smells like smoke(cause he smokes a lot), every hour or so he comes up with some bullshit excuse to go to the store or he comes in my room, locks the door, and smokes out the window. She'd have to be like literally retarded to think he isn't actually smoking. Every once in a while she'll "catch" him smoking and flip a shit. He'll say he's going to the store and she'll say, obviously pissed off, "Your hand better not smell like smoke when you get back!" or just now she walked in the back yard cause he came in my room and she "caught" him and now she's inside throwing shit and slamming doors cause she's so pissed off.
At one point she even told him he could smoke and then after a while he pretended to quit and started lying to her for no reason.
Why the fuck are they both so retarded I don't understand
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