Let's make-out !

[altwight]

Threads about that one friend where everytime his or her girlfriend or boyfriend comes over they go into make-out mode and do it infront of everyone.

So I've known my buddy for quite a while and he's pretty chill and everything. However last night something happened I've never had the chance to experience. Recently he caught himself a girlfriend. I had heard she was a 'lady on the street freak in the sheets' kinda girl o.O totally didn't fit the profile.

She's hung out with a few times but this was my first time being in the same room as the 2 after they were 'official'. Sure enough she comes over to his house while the 5 of us (him and 4 of us) are watching tv.

What starts as a simple just them over by the computer/bed talking turned quickly into a grabbing of the face ferociously making out making all the noises and slopping sounds imaginable. Ultimately this left myself and 3 other friends sitting on the couch trying to break the awkwardness no one seems to want to make apparent.

So I ask my fellow BG members, what are your own rules to doing such blasphemy in the presence of fellow friends?

Conditions:

His house
His room
His girlfriend

Some may think "my room my house my girlfriend I'll do whatever the hell i want to and if you don't like it gtfo"

Mine however on the subject at hand are quite different. I've always had a lot of respect for my friends around me when my girlfriend is around. Especially when it comes to anything remotely 'sexual' (includes making out/overly kissing) For me, the occasional kiss is perfectly fine and then playful slap on the ass as she gets up to leave is for the lulz. I dunno, I'm curious though as to other people's response/experiences with this, though I'm 21 it's my first time running into such a thing and it's left me rather... disgusted :O

PS: he's still a chill bro.

[izembo]

talk to him after the fact, don't need to confront at the time and make a situation. make sure he knows that no one appreciates it and to make sure it doesn't happen again. they can do it on their own time away from everyone.

[Cream Soda]

Eat his food while he's not looking or leave, simple as that.

[Diamicles]

just shame them into not doing it in front of everyone by ridiculing them the next time it happens

[Cream Soda]

I remember one time, my brother was screwin some chick in his room and me and his friends were in the living room. He comes out like 30 mins later in his boxers and a pair of black socks and beings to beat on his chest like donkey kong. Was fucking hilarious.

[Linliel]

just shame them into not doing it in front of everyone by ridiculing them the next time it happens

this, pretty much

[Vandalhart]

Shoulda paused the TV and all turned and started watching them. Not in a creep angry way, but in a I'm watching free porn way. Maybe they'll take it to his room. When they notice just start laughing your ass off. I can't see anyone getting mad over it that way.

[Jicent]

PDA is weird unless you're drunk. I'm guessing he doesn't hook up with a lot of girls.

[Kurp]

just shame them into not doing it in front of everyone by ridiculing them the next time it happens

Agree.

In addition, convince him that it's in his best interest to move it to his room.

[Mizango]

Have you tried not being jealous? Your boy is trying to get his smash on, buy him a beer and move it on along. CreamSoda basically just said the same thing but didnt want to make it obvious.

[Conrad]

It's a challenge. Start making out with your bros and see who wins.

[Takedown3]

maybe they are giving you the opening for u and all of your friends to get in on the action and gang bang her bukake style

[#686578]

OP is a terrible friend

Fucking christ, have some goddamn respect and get out of there

You KNOW if he could talk he'd ask you kindly if you'd mind leaving so he could go further

[Komm Suesser Tod]

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The proper response.

[Qalbert]

If you pull your dick out 99% of the time they will stop

[Cesaria]

Get some score cards, sit on the other sofa and start rating their snogs.

Tell him loudly that you know it's the first relationship he's had since Inflatable Brenda got a puncture but can he please knock it on the head?

Borrow an annoying cat from somewhere that spends its entire time trying to squeeze between them (with claws)... actually I have one of those myself :D

[Velgadess]

1) loudly state. "hold it! let me go get camera to upload to youtube later."

2) make loud critiques and observations. occasionally point, whisper and giggle.

3) make obscene perverted comments. "oh yea daddy like" bonus points if you start unzipping pants

either way or just talk to him and ask him nicely to stop.

[Mizango]

It's a challenge. Start making out with your bros and see who wins.

If you pull your dick out 99% of the time they will stop

^ Don't question it.

[shidobu]

slrsly why wouldnt you just leave? "Welp bro i see your about to get busy, holla atcha later". <_< and fuckin go cruising?

Both of my best friends are married. The most they ever do around me is the occasional peck on the lips. If shits starts getting way out there. I generally play the whole. "well ima hit the ol dusty trail" card. Then they snap back into reality realize im still there. And very much single ladies *wink wink*

[thegilseller]

Take a shit on the floor every time they do that. It works out because either you'll be banned from his house, or they'll learn that every time they do this crap shit ends up on the floor.