Let's make-out !

[Mizango]

Take a shit on the floor every time they do that. It works out because either you'll be banned from his house, or they'll learn that every time they do this crap shit ends up on the floor.

Anyone that lets CS into their home deserves it tbh.

[Kyo]

I really dont see the problem, so your boy is getting some action, take your happy ass home and let him have his good times. Or step outside and give him some privacy, niggas in his house, you can leave just as fast as you came in.

[thegilseller]

I really dont see the problem, so your boy is getting some action, take your happy ass home and let him have his good times. Or step outside and give him some privacy, niggas in his house, you can leave just as fast as you came in.

But they were already there, which is completely rude. If he wanted action he shouldn't have invited his friends over, or he should have told this girl to calm the fuck down while his friends are there.

[Vandalhart]

...or they could just take it to his bedroom.


Maybe we're overlooking something here. Maybe she's into people watching?

[Kurp]

Maybe she's into people watching?

You mean she's into people watching her.

[#686578]

Have you tried not being jealous? Your boy is trying to get his smash on, buy him a beer and move it on along. CreamSoda basically just said the same thing but didnt want to make it obvious.

I really dont see the problem, so your boy is getting some action, take your happy ass home and let him have his good times. Or step outside and give him some privacy, niggas in his house, you can leave just as fast as you came in.

Nice to see some true bros in this thread.

[Kurp]

I thought they were roommates, OP living at his friends house or whatever.

[Jicent]

Everyone here is calling the guy jealous which may or may not be true but I can also see his point of view from the fact that I get weirded out when people make out infront of me. I also stray making out infront of other people but that's just me.

[altwight]

...or they could just take it to his bedroom.


Maybe we're overlooking something here. Maybe she's into people watching?

yea you're overlooking the fact we were in his room. 4 of us + him and his new gf

to everyone saying why dont you just leave blah blah

to be honest i did leave not because i felt like 'oh shit my bro is getting action' but because i felt it was annoying and making the entire room an awkward turtle. i left leaving my girlfriend and my 2 d00d friends to chill ^_^ then texted my girlfriend to come to his sister's room and chill with us in which case the rest of my friends came back. we were all pretty much like 'wow seriously? i mean they couldn't like wait til we left or something?'

EDIT; noone is sharing any of their stories D:

[Mizango]

Nice to see some true bros in this thread.

Game recognize game.

[Kurp]

If you're in his room then leave, that's the only answer. For some reason I thought this was your place and in a common area when in can become annoying if you have no where else to go.

I'm not sure how this is even a topic if you're in his room.

[Vandalhart]

yea you're overlooking the fact we were in his room. 4 of us + him and his new gf

to everyone saying why dont you just leave blah blah

to be honest i did leave not because i felt like 'oh shit my bro is getting action' but because i felt it was annoying and making the entire room an awkward turtle. i left leaving my girlfriend and my 2 d00d friends to chill ^_^ then texted my girlfriend to come to his sister's room and chill with us in which case the rest of my friends came back. we were all pretty much like 'wow seriously? i mean they couldn't like wait til we left or something?'

EDIT; noone is sharing any of their stories D:

Ahh okay, it WAS his room. Then yeah, I can see the whole leaving thing. What you did sounds right to me.

Truthfully if he wanted to get action so bad, he could have asked you to leave. Expecting you to be okay with sitting there is a little odd to me though.

[The_OG_Nelta]

What's up with white people and PDA?

Spoiler: show

One time I was dating this older chick, and she told me to come over to stay the night once. I accepted the offer reluctantly, because she had a kid, but it was also a chance to get laid, so it was worth a try. Wouldn't hurt right?

I show up at her house around eight and she tells me that she will just put miley cyrus or some shit on the tv and let her kid watch while we fuck, and so she does.

Halfway through her walks in the room and says he can't sleep, and so being a mother, she says that he can stay and sleep on the fuuton she had in her room, needless to say we weren't finishing, shit would of been weird.

I woke up around six in the morning, and lo and behold, the little shit soiled himself while sleeping on the fuuton, and he ended up sleeping on top of my clothes. I had work in about an hour, and my clothes damp with piss. I was freaking out, and this girl said she would just throw them in the dryer.

BUT I HAD NO TIME!!

I decided the only logical thing to do, so I wouldn't be late for work, is drive home naked. So I run to my car, and start driving home. I told myself everything was going to be fine, until I hit the highway, and was about 15mins away from home and I get a flat.

I sit there thinking what on earth did I do to deserve this.

Of course I had a spare tire, but I was naked. So I did the only thing any sensible man would do, I find whatever clothing I had in my car and put it on.

Too bad the only clothing I had was one sock, and a hair tie thingy. So you can put two and two together. I walk out bravely with a sock dangling around my crotch and proceed to put the spare tire on. I was doing great, until a police car pulled up behind me.

Now imagine this, my hands in the air with a sock dangling around my penis, and to make it worse, this was a female officer, so I didn't even have time to explain, she thought I was nuts and arrested me.

I get my one phone call, and call this bitch who did this to me, and all she did was laugh and of course bail me.

Moral of the story, never date anyone with kids.

Totally irrelevant

[Yuri-G]

please tell me that really happened

[EckoGecko]

What's up with white people and PDA?

Spoiler: show

One time I was dating this older chick, and she told me to come over to stay the night once. I accepted the offer reluctantly, because she had a kid, but it was also a chance to get laid, so it was worth a try. Wouldn't hurt right?

I show up at her house around eight and she tells me that she will just put miley cyrus or some shit on the tv and let her kid watch while we fuck, and so she does.

Halfway through her walks in the room and says he can't sleep, and so being a mother, she says that he can stay and sleep on the fuuton she had in her room, needless to say we weren't finishing, shit would of been weird.

I woke up around six in the morning, and lo and behold, the little shit soiled himself while sleeping on the fuuton, and he ended up sleeping on top of my clothes. I had work in about an hour, and my clothes damp with piss. I was freaking out, and this girl said she would just throw them in the dryer.

BUT I HAD NO TIME!!

I decided the only logical thing to do, so I wouldn't be late for work, is drive home naked. So I run to my car, and start driving home. I told myself everything was going to be fine, until I hit the highway, and was about 15mins away from home and I get a flat.

I sit there thinking what on earth did I do to deserve this.

Of course I had a spare tire, but I was naked. So I did the only thing any sensible man would do, I find whatever clothing I had in my car and put it on.

Too bad the only clothing I had was one sock, and a hair tie thingy. So you can put two and two together. I walk out bravely with a sock dangling around my crotch and proceed to put the spare tire on. I was doing great, until a police car pulled up behind me.

Now imagine this, my hands in the air with a sock dangling around my penis, and to make it worse, this was a female officer, so I didn't even have time to explain, she thought I was nuts and arrested me.

I get my one phone call, and call this bitch who did this to me, and all she did was laugh and of course bail me.

Moral of the story, never date anyone with kids.

Totally irrelevant

Holy shit that's fuckin epic...

I once told a friend of this girl to go to the living room for a bit so I could bang her friend. Now every time I see her she brings that up.

[Milkster]

What's up with white people and PDA?

Spoiler: show

One time I was dating this older chick, and she told me to come over to stay the night once. I accepted the offer reluctantly, because she had a kid, but it was also a chance to get laid, so it was worth a try. Wouldn't hurt right?

I show up at her house around eight and she tells me that she will just put miley cyrus or some shit on the tv and let her kid watch while we fuck, and so she does.

Halfway through her walks in the room and says he can't sleep, and so being a mother, she says that he can stay and sleep on the fuuton she had in her room, needless to say we weren't finishing, shit would of been weird.

I woke up around six in the morning, and lo and behold, the little shit soiled himself while sleeping on the fuuton, and he ended up sleeping on top of my clothes. I had work in about an hour, and my clothes damp with piss. I was freaking out, and this girl said she would just throw them in the dryer.

BUT I HAD NO TIME!!

I decided the only logical thing to do, so I wouldn't be late for work, is drive home naked. So I run to my car, and start driving home. I told myself everything was going to be fine, until I hit the highway, and was about 15mins away from home and I get a flat.

I sit there thinking what on earth did I do to deserve this.

Of course I had a spare tire, but I was naked. So I did the only thing any sensible man would do, I find whatever clothing I had in my car and put it on.

Too bad the only clothing I had was one sock, and a hair tie thingy. So you can put two and two together. I walk out bravely with a sock dangling around my crotch and proceed to put the spare tire on. I was doing great, until a police car pulled up behind me.

Now imagine this, my hands in the air with a sock dangling around my penis, and to make it worse, this was a female officer, so I didn't even have time to explain, she thought I was nuts and arrested me.

I get my one phone call, and call this bitch who did this to me, and all she did was laugh and of course bail me.

Moral of the story, never date anyone with kids.

Totally irrelevant

/thread
/BG

[Marcicus]

What's up with white people and PDA?

Spoiler: show

One time I was dating this older chick, and she told me to come over to stay the night once. I accepted the offer reluctantly, because she had a kid, but it was also a chance to get laid, so it was worth a try. Wouldn't hurt right?

I show up at her house around eight and she tells me that she will just put miley cyrus or some shit on the tv and let her kid watch while we fuck, and so she does.

Halfway through her walks in the room and says he can't sleep, and so being a mother, she says that he can stay and sleep on the fuuton she had in her room, needless to say we weren't finishing, shit would of been weird.

I woke up around six in the morning, and lo and behold, the little shit soiled himself while sleeping on the fuuton, and he ended up sleeping on top of my clothes. I had work in about an hour, and my clothes damp with piss. I was freaking out, and this girl said she would just throw them in the dryer.

BUT I HAD NO TIME!!

I decided the only logical thing to do, so I wouldn't be late for work, is drive home naked. So I run to my car, and start driving home. I told myself everything was going to be fine, until I hit the highway, and was about 15mins away from home and I get a flat.

I sit there thinking what on earth did I do to deserve this.

Of course I had a spare tire, but I was naked. So I did the only thing any sensible man would do, I find whatever clothing I had in my car and put it on.

Too bad the only clothing I had was one sock, and a hair tie thingy. So you can put two and two together. I walk out bravely with a sock dangling around my crotch and proceed to put the spare tire on. I was doing great, until a police car pulled up behind me.

Now imagine this, my hands in the air with a sock dangling around my penis, and to make it worse, this was a female officer, so I didn't even have time to explain, she thought I was nuts and arrested me.

I get my one phone call, and call this bitch who did this to me, and all she did was laugh and of course bail me.

Moral of the story, never date anyone with kids.

Totally irrelevant

good ol copy/pasta

[Penthesilea]

I was hooking up with a chick a few months ago at my buddies house at like 3:30am. She starts going down on me when this other dude and chick stumble into the room. I wasn't about to let her stop and the other two laid down and started making out. The chick I was with just decided to hop on for a ride while they're w/in 4 ft of us. And me being hammered, I didn't care.

Hadto have pissed them off cause we fucked for a good hour.... Eventually I just gave up and nutted on her and fell asleep.

I hung out with the dude the next night so it was mad awkward.

[Arvin]

man, everything I wanted to say miz, kyo, qal has said.

bring a recording device of some sort next time and start filming it, see if they continue

[Mizango]

man, everything I wanted to say miz, kyo, qal has said.

At least you know whats up.