Let's make-out !

[Max™]

If you pull your dick out 99% of the time they will stop

The other 1% of the time is magical.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

If you pull your dick out 99% of the time they will stop

^
Picture phone, vid cam also does the trick.

Though sometimes, it encourages them. @.@ (my friends are freaky too)

Honestly though, if it is not your place, you have no formal say other than it is flat out rude to invite you over when they want to do that stuff. That is, IF you were indeed invited and did not just show up uninvited. I say this because some people do this to hint to guests that they want them to gtfo. If this occurs when they asked you to come over.. just walk out if it bothers you and don't come in until they are done.

They will eventually ask why you walk out or they will take a hint and stop. You can also mention it as a condition of hesitation before you come over. They should be considerate enough to figure that out and if not, they are exhibitionists and see above.

[Edgie]

When OP mentions she was 'lady on the street freak in the sheets', I assumed it was go time. Pretty sure if she dont want it, she will say something.

[Aristio]

Start masturbating and look at them in a deep stare. Tell him to grab her hair/slap her ass. They will never do it in front of you again.

[Purrrfect]

Best story ever. wtg N.

[DarkestHawk]

Fuck it join in.

[NynJa]

slrsly why wouldnt you just leave? "Welp bro i see your about to get busy, holla atcha later". <_< and fuckin go cruising?

Both of my best friends are married. The most they ever do around me is the occasional peck on the lips. If shits starts getting way out there. I generally play the whole. "well ima hit the ol dusty trail" card. Then they snap back into reality realize im still there. And very much single ladies *wink wink*

Except its two people and you're one person...in this case they were putting on a show infront of a crowd.

[AidenCarby]

This happened a lot in college I'd be sitting there playing ffxi or doing bookwork or something and my roommate would just walk in with a random drunk female and have sex right behind me. It's really nothing big, I wouldn't complain when it was his turn to get laid, nor did he when it was mine. Just be a bro and let 'em handle his business. Was invited to hop in once, shit got weird and I turned around and kept playing lol.

[Metah]

Yeah I would've just left like you did. Although I do have to know, were you and your friends invited to come over or did you guys just show up. Cause if its the former, your friend is hella rude and stupid, if its the former then you guys are hella rude and stupid. I hate it when people just show up to my house.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

My bro and I were out at the movies once, and we met this chick, and we all ended up talking. She invited us over to her place the next week. During our initial conversation, we ended up talking about video games, specifically the original Halo, and she asked if we could bring over an xbox, because she wanted to see it. So I grabbed my xbox and controllers and shit, and we went over there.

We got over there, played a bit of Halo, she played a few rounds with us, and then me and my buddy played one. Then we started watching a movie, and about half an hour in, she grabs my friends hand and leads him back to her room, leaving me alone in her living room.

It was so awkward. I didn't drive, was about half an our away from where I lived by car, couldn't get a ride, and was alone in what was basically a strangers house. However, I bro'd up, and just sat there, waiting for them to finish their business.

[altwight]

Yeah I would've just left like you did. Although I do have to know, were you and your friends invited to come over or did you guys just show up. Cause if its the former, your friend is hella rude and stupid, if its the former then you guys are hella rude and stupid. I hate it when people just show up to my house.

nah we were all there first and then she came over. he knew we were coming. we even came by left to get food and came back before she ever got there.

[medze]

My bro and I were out at the movies once, and we met this chick, and we all ended up talking. She invited us over to her place the next week. During our initial conversation, we ended up talking about video games, specifically the original Halo, and she asked if we could bring over an xbox, because she wanted to see it. So I grabbed my xbox and controllers and shit, and we went over there.

We got over there, played a bit of Halo, she played a few rounds with us, and then me and my buddy played one. Then we started watching a movie, and about half an hour in, she grabs my friends hand and leads him back to her room, leaving me alone in her living room.

It was so awkward. I didn't drive, was about half an our away from where I lived by car, couldn't get a ride, and was alone in what was basically a strangers house. However, I bro'd up, and just sat there, waiting for them to finish their business.

At least they had the decency to go into another room. I can't say I've been so lucky in that regard

[Plow]

What's up with white people and PDA?

Spoiler: show

One time I was dating this older chick, and she told me to come over to stay the night once. I accepted the offer reluctantly, because she had a kid, but it was also a chance to get laid, so it was worth a try. Wouldn't hurt right?

I show up at her house around eight and she tells me that she will just put miley cyrus or some shit on the tv and let her kid watch while we fuck, and so she does.

Halfway through her walks in the room and says he can't sleep, and so being a mother, she says that he can stay and sleep on the fuuton she had in her room, needless to say we weren't finishing, shit would of been weird.

I woke up around six in the morning, and lo and behold, the little shit soiled himself while sleeping on the fuuton, and he ended up sleeping on top of my clothes. I had work in about an hour, and my clothes damp with piss. I was freaking out, and this girl said she would just throw them in the dryer.

BUT I HAD NO TIME!!

I decided the only logical thing to do, so I wouldn't be late for work, is drive home naked. So I run to my car, and start driving home. I told myself everything was going to be fine, until I hit the highway, and was about 15mins away from home and I get a flat.

I sit there thinking what on earth did I do to deserve this.

Of course I had a spare tire, but I was naked. So I did the only thing any sensible man would do, I find whatever clothing I had in my car and put it on.

Too bad the only clothing I had was one sock, and a hair tie thingy. So you can put two and two together. I walk out bravely with a sock dangling around my crotch and proceed to put the spare tire on. I was doing great, until a police car pulled up behind me.

Now imagine this, my hands in the air with a sock dangling around my penis, and to make it worse, this was a female officer, so I didn't even have time to explain, she thought I was nuts and arrested me.

I get my one phone call, and call this bitch who did this to me, and all she did was laugh and of course bail me.

Moral of the story, never date anyone with kids.

Totally irrelevant

Well fuck, now my story's not near as cool, bro.

I've had a girl go down on me with 2 friends in the room because we pretty much asked them straight up to leave and they were fucking around on my computer and wouldn't.

You sure you're not just missing the hints?

[Makwa]

My friend does the same, except not at his place. We all gather at a friend's house on weekends, and they tend to lay on my friend's couch in front of everyone and play tonsil hockey. Most of us think it's pretty rude, since my friend knows that my brother and his buddy both wanted the girl in question before they hooked up. lol Plus it ruins movies when every time it'd hit a quiet scene all you'd hear is 'slop slop slop'
If I get real fed up I'll strip to my undies and run up saying 'tag me in!' sometimes.

[aduidarnenye]

Public Displays of Affection baffle me. I can barely bring myself to hold my husband's hand around other people, let alone make out with him in front of other people.

[Kyo]

My bro and I were out at the movies once, and we met this chick, and we all ended up talking. She invited us over to her place the next week. During our initial conversation, we ended up talking about video games, specifically the original Halo, and she asked if we could bring over an xbox, because she wanted to see it. So I grabbed my xbox and controllers and shit, and we went over there.

We got over there, played a bit of Halo, she played a few rounds with us, and then me and my buddy played one. Then we started watching a movie, and about half an hour in, she grabs my friends hand and leads him back to her room, leaving me alone in her living room.

It was so awkward. I didn't drive, was about half an our away from where I lived by car, couldn't get a ride, and was alone in what was basically a strangers house. However, I bro'd up, and just sat there, waiting for them to finish their business.

A+ Bro status, I applaud these efforts.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

A+ Bro status, I applaud these efforts.

The worst part was it was pretty obvious from the very beginning she was just interested in him, but I was like fuck it, she asked both of us to come over, and I didn't want to leave him hanging.

[Kiro]

What really sucks is when you're in that kind of situation and the friend has a fat and/or ugly friend she dumps on you. The title of wingman is srs bsns, but goddamn.. sometimes it's like flying a kite into a blimp, and that shit just doesn't sit right on occasion.

Although sometimes you get that chunky girl with the right amount of tit and pretty face, so it's not all bad.


Edit: That crack about fat girls giving great head because they're hungry is true. Oh so true. (Hunger, desperation, whatever.)

[Mizango]

Man, being a wingman takes unquestioned loyalty.

[Kiro]