I could be ballin' with R Kelly right now

[Tagus]

I'm a member of R Kelly's gym, his bus is parked outside so I know he's up in that motherfucker, and I could be ballin with that asshole but his bodyguards make you pass him the ball and let him take all the shots or they kick you the fuck out.

I'm gonna level some red mage instead cause that nigga can't shoot. Discuss.

[Conformity]

i would roll up there with your friends and have your friends tell r kelly to pass you the ball or he is getting kicked the fuck out

[Tagus]

hahaha... this ain't the streets homie, this is a white club

[Tagus]

they value their black celebrities

[Qalbert]

r kelly don't ball with no sandlols

[Tagus]

I don't know what a sandlol is, but fuck R Kelly, I'm going to get some ice cream.

[Qalbert]

I don't know what a sandlol is, but fuck R Kelly, I'm going to get some ice cream.

Conformity
Sea Teirques

[Kyo]

You should go pee on the court.

[Tagus]

back from ice cream, and it's official...

ice cream > R Kelly

[Colenzo]

who gives a shit about r kelly anymore?

[Kyo]

14 year old bitches that liked to be pissed on by celebrities.

[Tagus]

who gives a shit about r kelly anymore?

well it's not like I picked him randomly due to his current relevance. dude goes to my gym. it's actually annoying when he shows up, kinda like when the president comes home and the neighbors get put on lock down.

[Callisto]

Does he still go to the one @ DePaul?

[Tagus]

it's a lifetime, although i have no idea if depaul has one

[Callisto]

nah they have their own facility, not a brand-name one

when I went to school there they had just built it in Lincoln Park, he was a regular there at the time

[Mizango]

who gives a shit about r kelly anymore?

I was listening to 12 play Thursday night, so I guess niggas that like to smash? Then again it was a mix CD that had Shai and Tank on there as well. Fuck that noise, you cant hate on Kells.

[Kiro]

Meet up w/ him in the showers and pee on someone together, for sure way to get invited on the bus where a 14 year-old awaits eagerly for a sword fight.

[Mizango]

So homie dont bring your girl to meet to me cause im a flirt, please believe it unless your game is tight and you trust herrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ♫

[Kyo]

Probably one of his worst songs, good work Miz.

[Mizango]

He'd show your little sis a good time son, thats what the pied piper is all about my nig. Kells is the shit.