You guys gotta have the biggest balls of all to make jokes like that at this poor fellows expense.
You aren't going to use your PS3 to look at porn in your car, are you? Wouldn't want you to get caught with your pants down while you were beating around the bush. Just sink the pink so you don't get kicked in the teeth by the police.
Maybe he should leave the ps3 porn stuff for when he's prowling around at night?