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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    try whipping it out and see what happens
    Done it.

    hard to type whilst flaccid
    lol.

    She knows you'll go droopy at home plate
    Mhm.

    Jokes aside, shit sux, man.

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    I'm not asking for sex, I'm talking about love here.

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    this is why you dont date middle schoolers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senoska View Post
    I'm not asking for sex, I'm talking about love here.
    well love aint workin, time to try dicking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    try whipping it out and see what happens
    I'm already barefoot, can't be whipped out much more

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    ok fuck my foot cramped, typing with my hands again

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    Hey man, it's pretty hard to top Spongebob.

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    He lives in a pineapple under the sea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    I'm already barefoot, can't be whipped out much more
    rip your skin off you fucking pansy

    type with them phalanges

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    And you in your mother's basement.

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    WHICH SOUNDS LIKE MORE FUN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senoska View Post
    I'm not asking for sex, I'm talking about love here.
    same shit tbh
    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    this is why you dont date middle schoolers
    that's a good point, is this girl even old enough to know what love is?

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    She's 20, and sex != love.

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    you'll learn eventually, I thought that before too lol

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    sex comes first, then love

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    20 is still too young imo, if she can't pick me up beer on the way over I can't really see loving someone

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    He is also absorbent, yellow and porous.

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    As opposed to weeaboo, pedophilic and japanophile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    20 is still too young imo, if she can't pick me up beer on the way over I can't really see loving someone
    First, beer is gross.

    Second, I live in the Detroit area. Canada is like my second home.

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