Fellatio tips(serious thread)

[Kuya]

So my new boyfriend is black and he has a really big dick, but unfortunately, i can't get his entire penis in my mouth so i can give good head. It makes me feel like a real cigar that i can't do it, so i was hoping BG might have some tips on how to get his massive 11 inch dong in my pretty little mouth.

[Apelila]

Practice on popsicles, though not ones with sticks in them. Its bad if you accidentally swallow the whole thing in that case.

[Apelila]

You know, these. but without the stick. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xpCs3FgK30...Bpop%2Bday.jpg

[Kuya]

Thank you for the advice, i guess, apelila, my gay homie.

edit: it would need to be a big black posicle, though

[Wakabo]

I have no idea what to say to help but good luck.

[tyven]

Kuya, do not feel like a cigar. i think you are beautiful like a camel light

[Kiro]

You can practice on me, baby.

[Milkster]

Remember to stretch your neck and relax!

[Blarg]

Need more information to give you advice. Is he circumcised or not and how does he feel about genital mutilation as a child.

[Titanss]

haven't you ever watched Sasha Grey for fuck sake?

disappointed.. Kuya you fucking homo

[ZarakiKujata]

You can practice suppressing your gag reflex and relaxing your throat by chugging bottles of maple syrup.

Spoiler: show

Don't forget to cup the balls

[ZarakiKujata]

Kuya you fucking homo

http://www.neg9.com/debunk/thats_the_joke.jpg
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[Kuya]

On Drawn together, i saw that sticking swords in your mouth can help. But i don't know how realistic that is.

[Tyche]

Stick your finger in his asshole, just one knuckle deep though. You don't want to hit that 2nd sphincter, it's like a vacuum and may suck your hand in.

Honestly, be sloppy and learn to use your hands.

[Pirian]

You can practice suppressing your gag reflex and relaxing your throat by chugging bottles of maple syrup.

Spoiler: show

Don't forget to cup the balls

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t...erTroopers.jpg

[Takedown3]

spam plz

gtfo

[Blarg]

Quit shoving your gay threads down our throats, Kuya

[Callisto]

Quit shoving your gay threads down our throats, Kuya

I think you have it wrong, he wants it down his own throat, not ours.

[Titanss]

spam plz

gtfo

what's spam?

[Blarg]

I think you have it wrong, he wants it down his own throat, not ours.

ok good because this thread was having a tough time navigating my throat and I was considering asking for advice on how to better take gay threads deep in my throat but if I was mistaken I don't have to worry anymore