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  1. #21
    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    That thing you're taking a "vacation" from for a month?
    Jay kay .
    <3
    See it makes it all better because I said Jay Kay and did a cute smiley.

  2. #22
    I'm not safe on my island
    Nikkei will still get me.

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    I do not wish to bring the spam unto you guys, but into my mouth. Now give me cock sucking advice of gtfo homophones.

  3. #23
    I Have The Clap Again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    That thing you're taking a "vacation" from for a month?
    Jay kay .
    <3
    See it makes it all better because I said Jay Kay and did a cute smiley.
    ;(

  4. #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    I do not wish to bring the spam unto you guys, but into my mouth. Now give me cock sucking advice of gtfo homophones.
    Buy a dildo and go to town in your spare time.

  5. #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Buy a dildo and go to town in your spare time.
    Let's try methods that do not cost me money first. I'm not straight, so i'm not used to paying money for anything related to sex.

  6. #26
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    fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu you stole my post Milkster. was just gonna say that.

  7. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Let's try methods that do not cost me money first. I'm not straight, so i'm not used to paying money for anything related to sex.
    Do you have Bananas, cucumbers or hot dogs in your home? Same concept.

  8. #28
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    I've never seen an 11inch cucumber.

  9. #29
    I Have The Clap Again
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    fucking immigrant purto ricians can't grow shit, come to the americas

  10. #30
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    While you work on that whole deep throat thing (11 inches will probably be really difficult though), just make sure you make up for what you can't put in your mouth with your hands. I'm sure you already do this but just make one hand an extension of your mouth and use the other to cup the family jewels and play with other areas. I'm sure it's not the first time he's encountered this issue lol so I can't imagine he will hold it against you.

  11. #31
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    Read BG. Catch gay.

  12. #32
    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
    SASSAGE KING OF DA WORLD
    cheap hawks gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klaatu View Post
    Read BG. Catch gay.
    You're doing it wrong, watch:

    Quote Originally Posted by Sylphet View Post
    While you work on that whole deep throat thing (11 inches will probably be really difficult though), just make sure you make up for what you can't put in your mouth with your hands. I'm sure you already do this but just make one hand an extension of your mouth and use the other to cup the family jewels and play with other areas. I'm sure it's not the first time he's encountered this issue lol so I can't imagine he will hold it against you.
    brb pretending this is an Ashira post

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    I had to doublecheck the url just to make sure i didn't stumble upon a gay site.

  14. #34
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    I am very happy that BG is tolerant of us queer folk and our problems.

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    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
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    Oh trust me, we're wide open for you to stick your issues and ideas right in.

  16. #36
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    When i'm sucking that dick, i'll think of you Callisto.

  17. #37
    Can you spare some gil?
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    fuck BG is starting to fill with the homos.

    on topic, use anything you can find that is sterile and around the same size as your partner. or start a little smaller and work your way up until you get used to cramming that much down your throat.

  18. #38
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    look up videos by heather of deepthroat.com and you will have a crash course in fellatio in no time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shenrien View Post
    fuck BG is starting to fill with the homos.

    on topic, use anything you can find that is sterile and around the same size as your partner. or start a little smaller and work your way up until you get used to cramming that much down your throat.
    They've just become more vocal.

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    okay guy I guess
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    I hear that clenching your fist at your side helps suppress gag reflex

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