Fellatio tips(serious thread)

[Daioo]

Heather Brooke

yes

[thetruepandagod]

Lie back and think of england.

And think of all the glorious muslim penises you can suck if you ever visit it, that may help.

[Kuya]

Two endorsements for Heather Brookes, this sounds promising.

[ZarakiKujata]

Gonna endorse Heather Brooke as well, many a jerk as a teen were dedicated to her.

[Siniroth]

You've never heard of Heather Brooke? My god man

[Kuya]

Could you guys describe what her deep throating technique looks like? I'm afraid i'm deathly disgusted of straight porn to even bring myself to watch.

[Beckwin]

troll topic; black dudes don't hook up with black women.

[wagon]

Could you guys describe what her deep throating technique looks like? I'm afraid i'm deathly disgusted of straight porn to even bring myself to watch.

I think the term "deep throat" would have given you an inkling about her technique.

She's more pro than most real porn stars so please don't try her technique at home, there's a real risk of injuring yourself.

[Tagus]

Damn, 11 inches? Hmm... Well the trick to mastering any physical feat is to practice with something tougher than your ultimate goal so the final "exam" so to speak is easier than what you're accustomed to. For example, if you want to run a 5k, train with jogs of 6k or 7k. If you want to learn to juggle a soccer ball, practice with a cantaloupe. And... I guess if you want to deep throat an 11 inch dick, take a broom stick and mark it off at like 15 inches and jam that shit down your throat or something.

[Blarg]

Heather actually learned her deepthroat technique by asking for tips on a message board shortly after al gore invented the internet

[Pirian]

Heather actually learned her deepthroat technique by asking for tips on a message board shortly after al gore invented the internet

She practiced on the series of tubes

[Kuya]

Were any of those tubes 11 inches?

[Not not Mattaru]

Could you guys describe what her deep throating technique looks like? I'm afraid i'm deathly disgusted of straight porn to even bring myself to watch.

Now you see it.

Now you don't.

[Blarg]

if you lie on your back and let your head fall over the edge of the couch/bed you can probably fit another 2 inches into your gay throat

I've also heard lady gaga songs in the background can help improve gay levels to further increase your penis gulpability

[Correction]

The things Kuya does to score a little crack. Intervention time.

[Milkster]

if you lie on your back and let your head fall over the edge of the couch/bed you can probably fit another 2 inches into your gay throat

I've also heard lady gaga songs in the background can help improve gay levels to further increase your penis gulpability

What if Lady Gaga/Britney Spears and Beyonce did a trio song how far would their skills improve then!

[Kuya]

The things Kuya does to score a little crack. Intervention time.

A crack at what?

[Blarg]

such a singing trifecta would result in licking da anas like icecream and eating da poo poo

[Blarg]

kuya, do you have to take drugs to deal with the pain involved with deepthroating such a large member

[Kuya]

kuya, do you have to take drugs to deal with the pain involved with deepthroating such a large member

I have to take drugs because it is so painful, but i enjoy it