Gelato Tips

[quannum]

So my current baskin-robbins has one hell of a BOND (Bucket of New Dessert) and i just cant get the whole thing in my mouth. It's making my head feel like a real ice cube, so i am looking for advice from you good peoples of BG on how to better service my love handles. Thanks for helping me to be a better fat ass.

[Milkster]

If it's in liquid form you can drink more and gain weight quicker. Also no brain freeze.

[Qalbert]

try licking it like ice cream, like ice cream

[quannum]

but what if, while i'm licking it, i run across a piece of fruit, like a cherry or a banana?

[Qalbert]

eat da froo froo?

[Conrad]

http://i48.tinypic.com/33y5a4y.jpg

[Milkster]

but what if, while i'm licking it, i run across a piece of fruit, like a cherry or a banana?

It's saturated in sugar and syrup so go for it.

[Callisto]

Practice on popsicles, though not ones with sticks in them. Its bad if you accidentally swallow the whole thing in that case.

[Callisto]

You know, these. but without the stick. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xpCs3FgK30...Bpop%2Bday.jpg

[Qalbert]

Callysto of Caitsith - Formerly Callisto of Ramuh - Retired 5.28.10
Cliff Notes: http://i37.tinypic.com/11tqt7t.gif

yes i would love to chew on your gristle

[Callisto]

ugh I wanted to change that quote but inferior height settings

[tyven]

So my current baskin-robbins has one hell of a BOND (Bucket of New Dessert) and i just cant get the whole thing in my mouth. It's making my head feel like a real ice cube, so i am looking for advice from you good peoples of BG on how to better service my love handles. Thanks for helping me to be a better fat ass.

WELL DONE FRIENDO

[Colenzo]

try cupping the icecream as it slides down the back of your throat