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    Advice for November

    So, this Tuesday I was a poll worker for the primary elections. I know things might be different from state to state, but here's a tip for a marginal case, but will seriously improve your experience if you fall under it.

    If you sign up for a vote by mail ballot, but decide not to use it and vote at your polling place on election day, DO NOT THROW IT AWAY. The precinct roster tracks who is issued VBMs, and you need to surrender the VBM materials to cast a normal ballot. (Otherwise, you have to cast a provisional ballot, which is a huge hassle, for you AND the workers)

    If you happen to lose it, and thus know you'll need to cast a provisional, don't show up in the last fucking hour the polls are open. Shit's busy then. Do it earlier.

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    adios burritos

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    what now about a small godly donkey?

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    lol voting

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    I am an age 18-24 year old male, you think I vote?

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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    I am an age 18-24 year old male, you think I vote?
    yes

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    if not then clearly you haven't heard of the Cock the Vote movement

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    if not then clearly you haven't heard of the Cock the Vote movement
    Please tell me more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    I am an age 18-24 year old male, you think I vote?
    I won't lie, odds are on the fact that you don't.

    When I was in college I was the only person I knew who voted.
    When I was at the pollworker training class, I was the only person my age there.
    I worked my precinct all day, and nobody my age ever came in.

    I guess I can take solace in the fact that after the baby boomer die off, my vote will end up wielding a ridiculous proportional influence. Truth be told though, I'd much prefer my generation participating rather than that.

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    :3

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    they hand out free cock at polling locations, but only after you vote

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    that is not how it works

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    they hand out free cock at polling locations, but only after you vote
    Sign me up

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    it does not work that way numbers

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    do not fall victim

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    I'll fall victim to cocks every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    I'll fall victim to cocks every time
    this sounds similar to raep

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    voting for prop 420 and dazit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius View Post
    voting for prop 420 and dazit
    Well, remember that the executive and legislative branches of the state government, while they can't go against the results of props directly, there's plenty of side channel mucking about they can do. (Like what the LA city council is doing with zoning and the dispensaries atm.)

    So it would be smart to also vote not just for the prop, but also looking into and voting for politicians who will support the result in good faith.

    And if you aren't already, remember to get registered to vote. You should do it ASAP, during july is best.