Glenn Beck is the George Orwell of our time.

[Lee]

I don't see why you guys get so riled up over Glenn Beck. I've seen some of his show and it's not that bad. Do you guys just nitpick at specific crazy things he does every now and then and keep pushing it? He's more eccentric than your run of the mill political figure, so what?



*I just think you guys are taking it too seriously, or maybe I just don't care enough.

This is great, exactly what I said without saying it. I've already made myself known to these butthurting faggots (Beckwin, Rhinox specifically - and every lesser known BG "Red".)

Yo, Lee:

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the protest this morning. First of all, I just got out of the water-conserving shower with my empowered female companion Natalie. She's 90 pounds, 5'3, vegan, and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being a bleeding-heart liberal. Something you conservatrolls don't know shit about. All you know about is hating the poor and minorities, while I'm out there at the rally saving whales and sexually experimenting with my lover and 50 of our closest friends every night in free-love LSD orgies.

Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that strong-willed, intelligent woman would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.

I am the most sensitive and politically-conscious man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I've got 3 Master's degrees and speak 5 languages. My arrest record is packed with disturbing the peace and my dick is tatooed with Noam Chomsky's signature. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet, and I also give gay men boners. She wants to fuck a real renaissance man, not a chump change redneck like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl, because no self-respecting female would submit to your chauvinistic insecurity-fed dominance. All you got is Glenn Beck. You watch that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits at the all-organic farmer's market.

On the march.

real_lib

First of all, I want to congratulate you buddy, for having sexual relations with a female. I know it's a great achievement notch on your belt and you're thrilled about getting some (finally?). The fact that you're boasting about something so menial on the internet tells me that you've been a virgin up until recently, and I'm sure you're probably 23+. Congrats again, champ. Unfortunately, I hope you realize you're probably fucking a Jew from the Holocaust since she's so short and fucking skinny (90lbs 5'3"..), GRATS AGAIN CHAMP. MIGHT AS WELL BE FUCKING A 7TH GRADER.

Not that it's a problem though, since I've seen your fucking ugly-ass monkey face on RL Pic Thread (Yeah, I went there), I'm sure your midget shrimp girlfriend and you make a horribly grotesque couple while being very comical at the same time. You're the types of people that walk into a convenience store together and get giggled at. Why don't you get some plastic surgery on your face and body, coupled with some hamburgers and HGH for your girl and maybe then you might be on the right track to getting rid of that deformed creature + holocaust-survivor look.

Here's the kicker though, I stated earlier (in the same thread, shit!) that I don't even fucking support this "garbage from Beck". Shit, I don't even pay any attention to Beck. I just see you (fugly) crybabies raising hell over something so fucking retarded (anything that even comes a tad close to being against your viewpoint you viciously mock while raging against it). Shows how biased you are, you turd-faced motherfucker.

Go back to having fun at your "save the whale" rallies while fucking your midget corpse.

[Bregor]

response to real_lib

haha oh wow

[Shuvo]

bahahahahahaha

[Beckwin]

hahahaha

oh god

[Kuya]

Talk about a whoosh

[thestalkmore]

oh.my.god.

[Beckwin]

fuck man, just shut it down now. don't wanna toot my own horn too much, but that's possibly greatest politics-thread whoosh of all time (although if anyone can recall some other gems, let's make this a nostalgia topic). still nowhere close to the macbook wheel incident, but daaaaamn.

[Not not Mattaru]

Massive Whoosh.

EDIT: Second Beck, won't get any better than that.

[Lee]

You guys might be calling it off, but I'm positive the first paragraph is serious boasting - the second paragraph is when it goes off track (hence why I didn't grab on to it). But go on ahead, think that I've been trolled/whooshed. Here comes the rescue for Beckwin.

[Tythera]

That's amazing, I guess it'd be easy to miss if all you did was troll political threads

[Kuya]

You guys might be calling it off, but I'm positive the first paragraph is serious boasting - the second paragraph is when it goes off track (hence why I didn't grab on to it). But go on ahead, think that I've been trolled.

lol

[Not not Mattaru]

You guys might be calling it off, but I'm positive the first paragraph is serious boasting - the second paragraph is when it goes off track (hence why I didn't grab on to it). But go on ahead, think that I've been trolled.

Combo

[Alleya]

Wow. I'm tempted to close the thread after such epic ownage.

[Lee]

I ain't saving any face, I keep my fucking word on that post. You guys are just fucking rescuing him like the good ol' buddies you are.

[Beckwin]

You guys might be calling it off, but I'm positive the first paragraph is serious boasting - the second paragraph is when it goes off track (hence why I didn't grab on to it). But go on ahead, think that I've been trolled/whooshed. Here comes the rescue for Beckwin.

I hate to cave in to the BG cliche but....

[Beckwin]

goddamit somebody post the real_nigga copypasta

this shit is out of control lol

[Arelian]

I ain't saving any face, I keep my fucking word on that post. You guys are just fucking rescuing him like the good ol' buddies you are.

Holy shit. Really? LURK MOAR.

[lolwut]

That woosh was so cash.

[Blarg]

So since he wooshed so badly does that mean some conservatives actually think liberals are like that?

[Lee]

If that whole paragraph was a whoosh, I won't ever post in a political thread again - Show me the copypasta.