also, i want to point out that i voted yes in all sincerity. there exists irrefutable proof of astrology.
edit: also, check this shit out: this shit
bitches be like:
fucking astrology, how does it work?!
They don't say that at all
Making threads about astrology is more detrimental to the forum than posters believing astrology.
Guy who wears faggot shoes shouldn't be punching anyone
Except themselves in the face.
Not sure he's capable of curling his hands into a fist
I read a horoscope (virgo) while waiting in line at a grocery store once, it said I was tactless and rude.
I chuckled, as that is the first time one was pretty spot on.
Incidentally, the fact that people actually take the time to consider the alignment of the night side of the earth with various patterns other people took the time to doodle between stars, is amazing.
The baffling part is that they neglect how any sort of stupid bullshit imagined influence which the position of the earth relative to those stars at the time of your birth would have to take into account that we won't be in the actual same position as we were when you were born for 250 million years!
We've now progressed far enough from that particular position in the suns orbit of the milky way for any such amazing astrological alignment to be millions of miles over that way *points back across the milky way to where the sun would have been when you were born*.
Oh wait, did I mention the galaxy is moving through space at like... 2 million kilometers PER HOUR?
Oh, and the Universe is expanding as well... so we'll never be in the same purely recreated alignment ever, though I restricted myself to pointing out how stupid this shit is just due to our motion within the galaxy/relative to the stars in it.
The idea that anyone thinks that had any effect on them makes me wonder how they breathe without choking to death.
Horoscopes can also reveal if you have assburguers. I hear this method of diagnosing is very legit.
My field testing says otherwise, as the idea never struck me after reading a random horoscope, not even once, that perhaps everyone else wasn't just batshit fucking insane, and I might have some type of developmental disorder.
Now, dunno if you ever played animal crossing, but much like horoscopes, chicks seem to enjoy it as well.
Anyway, running around with a bunch of insane little digital animals that are able to communicate in ways your character can't even see, much less engage in... and noticing that I was apparently the only one who considered this a realistic depiction of social interactions... that made me think much more than horoscopes ever did.
Either way, not the point, stop being a dildo.
I know a certain Kuya Kuya who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
Spoiler: show