2010 NHL Offseason Thread

[Bregor]

Plus I think those were actually the hottest girls in Vancouver.

As someone who met two girls from Vancouver the last time I was in Vegas... you're way off, lol.

[Callisto]

http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uplo...50410-main.jpg

this still makes me laugh

[Bregor]

this still makes me laugh

Why are bears hilarious? Reminds me of:

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/20...sBear_blog.jpg

[isladar]

BREAKING NEWS: TWENTY-ONE YEAR OLD MILLIONAIRE SPORTS STAR GETS PUSSY



and herpderp on me for mixing up the dates, ugh

[Deader2818]

I just saw this on Eklund

Last year, Mike Knuble's rights were acquired by the Kings, but news never leaked that the rights had changed... and Knuble and the Kings couldn't get a deal done.

How is that possible with no trade? lol

[Callisto]

Anything's possible in Eklund World.

[Bregor]

BREAKING NEWS: TWENTY-ONE YEAR OLD MILLIONAIRE SPORTS STAR GETS PUSSY

When most of your stars are bland, awkward gym rats who can barely speak English, you get pretty pumped for a guy like Kaner.

Examples:

Spoiler: show

http://sithoughts.mu.nu/archives/Datsyuk.jpg

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...rds-g00TlP.jpg

http://simonak.eu/images/obrazky_ost...sek_odchod.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/2q8vp0m.jpg

[Richybear]

Oh, Eklund.

Callisto, you should start a site like that. Just blatantly rip off his style and stuff, but since people pay him money for extra access on the site, you can profit while you make shit up too!

"I got a c3 that Jocelyn Thibault is coming out of retirement to play in San Jose now that they let Nabakov go! A source close to a source tweeted my Facespace and let me in on the scoop. Details to follow..."

Can't go wrong with the following made up stories:
Spezza to Edmonton
Jagr coming back to the NHL for Pittsburgh
Mention Kaberle's name and drop 1 of the 29 other teams as an interested trading partner

or make up a European name and a league, then mention that scouts everywhere have been targeting him as an undrafted Gem.

[Ishido]

Hint: he was rejecting the ATL part, not the $10m. He wants to win, and LA looks a lot like a team who's a Kovalchuk away from the conference finals. This is aside from the opportunity to play on a line centered by Kopitar, who would easily be the best linemate he's ever had, in turn probably increasing his own stats even more.

I still have money on LA giving him $8m/year in the 4~ year range.

He played with Datsyuk during the WC and Olympics :smugdog:

[Callisto]

Callisto, you should start a site like that. Just blatantly rip off his style and stuff, but since people pay him money for extra access on the site, you can profit while you make shit up too!

Pretty much I'd just see what the most one-sided deals I could actually get the computer to accept on NHL10 were then post those as legit rumors.

[Ivaden]

I once got Ovechkin for Staal and Letang on NHL10. I was happy.

[Callisto]

I once got Ovechkin for Staal and Letang on NHL10. I was happy.

Pens need a winger for Crosby, Caps need a solid #2C, it makes sense for everyone CUT AND PRINT

[Ivaden]

Penguins are also not resigning Gonchar and looking into picking up Mike Green as a replacement.

[Bregor]

I once got Ovechkin for Staal and Letang on NHL10. I was happy.

Penguins are also not resigning Gonchar and looking into picking up Mike Green as a replacement.

Don't think that will work with team chemistry.

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_spor..._5VxCDQMmz5moA

[Callisto]

New third jerseys for Isles and Kings:

http://slashangry.net/callisto/IslesWhiteJerseyIntv.png

http://slashangry.net/callisto/Kings...owback2010.jpg

[Callisto]

I'm not 100% but I think that Kings one is made of velvet lol

edit: herpderp it's a painting

[Dolmen]

Habs made qualifying offers to Price, Lapierre, Sergei Kostitsyn (why?), Pyatt, and Carle, now we'll see if they accept. I'm just waiting for Price to say no, and the Habs will be lost, but Price doesn't really have that much current value on him after last season. I'm glad to see Pyatt get an offer, as he really hustled this year, specifically the playoffs. I wish we could forget the Kostitsyns, though.

[Bregor]

http://www.icethetics.info/storage/b...=1277312059933http://slashangry.net/callisto/Kings...owback2010.jpg

Fuck yeah, I loved those sweaters.

[isladar]

Callisto, you should start a site like that.

DREAM BIG!

[Ratatapa]

New third jerseys for Isles and Kings:

http://www.icethetics.info/storage/b...=1277311393688

http://www.icethetics.info/storage/b...=1277312059933

Picts not showing if you had picts there