2010 NHL Offseason Thread

[isladar]

He actually looks like every french canadian dude over 50 I've ever seen

[Selamis]

Al Davis would probably run the Flames better than Darryl Sutter btwtbh.

[Callisto]

Matt Lombardi to Nashville, 3 years/3.5m per, huge pickup for them and huge loss for Phoenix. Also are the Caps even participating in free agency this year lol?

[Selamis]

So I guess this guy we signed late last night, John Scott or whatever, is like 265 and 6'8 and is our new physical force. Youtube searches for him, show him rocking the fuck out of noobs. I may now be ok with this signing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1cvOiKuxH8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx5WwrlVsUk

[Ivaden]

Goddamn, he floored Parros with a little jab. I want him on the Penguins. SCOTT FOR MALKIN, CALLIN' IT NOW

[Melena]

Al Davis would probably run the Flames better than Darryl Sutter btwtbh.

I don't know about that. Losing 77% of your games for several years running takes a special breed of idiocy.

[Ishido]

Time for some rumors, hilarious rumors.

So obviously there were problems in the Calgary Flames locker room last season, which lead to the eventual trade of Dion Phaneuf. I can't tell you who told me this, but they're essentially in a position within the Flames organization where I'd be incredibly surprised if they were wrong. Anyway, a lot of you have heard rumors about what happened, but apparently this is it:

- It was alleged that Dion Phaneuf slept with Craig Conroy's wife

- Jarome Iginla and Robyn Regehr confronted Phaneuf about this in a hallway in the Saddledome.

- Phaneuf admitted that he did sleep with Conroy's wife.

- Iginla and Regehr beat the poo poo out of Phaneuf in the hallway. I ain't joking about this part.

- Iginla and Regehr then went to Sutter and said if he didn't trade Phaneuf, then they'd both demand trades out of Calgary.

- Sutter eventually deals Phaneuf to the Leafs.

Anyway, I found it interesting to hear that they actually physically attacked the guy, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Conroy's the nicest guy in the world.

Oh, I forgot one more part!

- Phaneuf becomes the captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs

I wish there were more Flames fans here.

[Sepukku]

Time for some rumors, hilarious rumors.



I wish there were more Flames fans here.

If that were true, that would be the most hilarious thing ever hahaha

[Sepukku]

FUCK!

I was just browsing NHL.com and finally it hit me, Volchenkov to the Devils. Its not "good defenseman to good team" - its "really good defensive/shutdown defenseman" to Lou Lamirello's hockey-killing brick wall piece of shit super defensive boring as shit trap team that we play 6 times a season.

FUCK!

[Callisto]

Time for some rumors, hilarious rumors.



I wish there were more Flames fans here.

That's not bad, I also saw rumors of Kim Johnsson sleeping with Huet's wife too but no real substance/source to back it up.

[vagus]

That's not bad, I also saw rumors of Kim Johnsson sleeping with Huet's wife too but no real substance/source to back it up.

Would not be the 1st time it's happened. Jeff Brown was rumored to have slept with Kirk Mclean, which caused Brown to get traded. Lol.

[Selamis]

Huet has a wife? Huet isn't gay? Huet hasn't committed suicide yet upon his pending burial into the minors?

Seriously though, Huet's married?

[Sepukku]

Huet has a wife? Huet isn't gay? Huet hasn't committed suicide yet upon his pending burial into the minors?

Seriously though, Huet's married?

You wouldn't marry someone making 4-5-whatever mil a year?

[Callisto]

Seriously though, Huet's married?

Yeah, he has like 5 kids lol, they were all piled onto the bus with him during the parade.

[Richybear]

Oilers put Souray on waivers if anyone out there wants a guy who'll play 30 games a season, smash a the glass a few times with his shot before putting one on net. . . all for the low-low cost of just over 5m a season.
Any takers?

[Deader2818]

Oilers put Souray on waivers if anyone out there wants a guy who'll play 30 games a season, smash a the glass a few times with his shot before putting one on net. . . all for the low-low cost of just over 5m a season.
Any takers?

http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images...play_image.jpg


1 Out of 5.

[Bregor]

Also are the Caps even participating in free agency this year lol?

George McPhee: Day One

Spoiler: show

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/052/33...jpg?1275480637

George McPhee: Day Two

Spoiler: show

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e5...mini/71519.jpg

WHAT WILL DAY THREE BRING?

[Ishido]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puc...urn=nhl,253173

I support this.

I went to a Thunderbirds game this year and holy shit WHL arenas are tiny after having gone to the Pepsi Center a few weeks earlier.

[vagus]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puc...urn=nhl,253173

I support this.

I went to a Thunderbirds game this year and holy shit WHL arenas are tiny after having gone to the Pepsi Center a few weeks earlier.

Rofl. Quality read. I still think there should be a team in Seattle.

[Abraxas]

Gagne has been asked to - and has agreed to - waiving his NTC. Apparently they're in the works with the Kings to pull a trade off. this is what Dreger said. lol if its true, Flyers would be beasts

Was just listening to the fan 590 Dreger was on and reports that a Blockbuster trade is in the works.

Dreger reports that Kovy wants to sign for 12 mil and a long term. He also says his wife wants to go to LA because of the good weather. So to clear cap for that contract he says if Kovy agrees to sign with LA this deal will happen

Carter and Gagne for Kopitar, Brown, Quick and Jack Johnson

That will clear enough cap space to sign Kovy at 12 mil it will also leave the Flyers with 600k in space with all those players coming back. Once Kovy agrees to deal Flyers will pull the trigger on the trade and then Kovy will sign minutes after. As for the 3 way thing he also reported that the Flyers will likely flip a d-man to Boston to make room for Jack Johnson.

As for the justifications for trading Carter. Dreger said hat they think Kopitar will be better and that Carter won't be the same player with his 2 broken feet. Kopitar is also younger.

LA love Kovy and will do this. Even if they are giving up a lot of key players. They think Kovy, Carts and Gags may fill that void.

while i doubt that will actually, wouldnt surprise me if it was some variation of that