2010 NHL Offseason Thread

[Bregor]

Eric Belanger seems to have signed a one year contract, but the team he signed with, blocked him from telling with who he signed.


Lol

Poor Eric. First he catches a puck to the face against the Habs, losing a Keith-esque eight teeth, and now this. I just hope he's not back with the Caps, lol. Time to let the kids take over at the pivot.

[Selamis]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puc...urn=nhl-261871



Look closely at this and see if something seems....off.

[Callisto]

Bregor assures me it's totally legit

[Vaspinne]

If anyone here even cares or would like to laugh at the Flames some more, we signed Craig Conroy to a 1 year deal. The 38 year old had 3 goals and 15 points for us last season.










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My fandom is stretched so thin. Ever so thin.

[Chips]

Leafs signed Jerry D'Amigo to a 3 year entry level contract. Probably won't make the team this year, but will definitely be a big help when he's ready.

[Bregor]

Bregor assures me it's totally legit

Puck Daddy first said it was a hoax, now it's apparently the one they took on the road for games which was engraved in a hurry, while they have a replica in the HHoF for viewing purposes. The HoF rep said it was probably mixed up with the President's Trophy engraving.

Actually this worries me a lot, karma, man. You don't go prematurely putting your names or players on things when troph-

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-con...s-pig-nose.jpg

nvm

[Callisto]

nvm

Apparently the NHL series also has a reverse-Madden Curse, wonder which team will luck out with it this ye-oooohhh

also from PD, this sounds like a fantastic fucking idea: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puc...urn=nhl-261996

Not sure if anyone has ever seen Hard Knocks on HBO, but just the concept of doing it for hockey instead of football, and I'd watch the shit out of it.

[Ivaden]

Fuck, at this point I'd watch a hockey version of Big Brother. I need hockey, NOW.




To be fair though, I fucking love Big Brother. It's my only vice in this world. Next to weed.

[Callisto]

also just a head's up, I'll make the regular season thread on September 14th, that'll give a week or so to make baseless predictions before the preseason starts.

[BadKarma]

Apparently the NHL series also has a reverse-Madden Curse, wonder which team will luck out with it this ye-oooohhh

also from PD, this sounds like a fantastic fucking idea: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puc...urn=nhl-261996

Not sure if anyone has ever seen Hard Knocks on HBO, but just the concept of doing it for hockey instead of football, and I'd watch the shit out of it.

Toews is on the cover of NHL 11. First time ever a player from the same team has been on the cover two years in a row.

[Ishido]

Toews is on the cover of NHL 11. First time ever a player from the same team has been on the cover two years in a row.

Woosh.

Also while a Hockey show would be fun to watch, it would never work because unless they made the entire team like Avery/Phaneuf/whoever those Flyers were sleeping with other people wives there would be no drama at all. And the token Bryzgalov for WHY YOU HEFF BE MAD. The stereotypes would be brilliant to watch at least.

[Ivaden]

Oh god Bryzgalov lmfao, I really hope he goes into stand-up when he retires.

[Callisto]

Maybe the Coyotes could trade for Avery and Mike Commodore, then trade for Conroy just so someone can sleep with his wife again(BIZNASTAAYYY), just have some sort of all-star jackass team, I'd watch that

[Selamis]

I'd watch a show with Biz Nasty, if it featured him acting like how he was on Twitter. That'd be gold, Jerry!

[Sepukku]

Maybe the Coyotes could trade for Avery and Mike Commodore, then trade for Conroy just so someone can sleep with his wife again(BIZNASTAAYYY), just have some sort of all-star jackass team, I'd watch that

Maybe then they'd fill the loljobing.com arena.

[Sepukku]

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/7734/img1218h.jpg

This is what I do to Capital's faggles on NHL10. I swear, I cannot lose to them (knock on wood). I don't know what it is, about the default defensive settings they have, their players, that Varlamov has weak stats, IDK, but I always beat them, but this time I REALLY beat this guy down. He finally quit at 6-0 after my 2nd SHG during the same 1 power play he had.

[Selamis]

Lens flare, ect.

[Sepukku]

Lens flare, ect.

Asshole response, etc.

[Selamis]

Except not really. I'm not sure how else I'd respond other than "grats on beating someone online so bad they quit."

[Sepukku]

Except not really. I'm not sure how else I'd respond other than "grats on beating someone online so bad they quit."

Its called having pride. Most people win, theyre like "weeee" and quietly move on to whatevers next in their day. Me, I win, I'm like "fuck yeah, of course I fucking won, Im the man, I kicked his ass and Ill do it again if I get the chance. Look at how badly I owned him. I bet hes some dumb Capitals fan and he got so frustrated being beat by a team he hates so badly. I wish I could've seen him gritting his teeth."

You got some serious lack of aggresion/drive issues. You're lucky modern society has developed and you're a human living in it, cause if you were some dumbass spider or squirrel or something you'd never impress a potential mate and show your dominance over other suitors with that sorry ass attitude.