Page 4 of 6 FirstFirst ... 2 3 4 5 6 LastLast
Results 61 to 80 of 105
  1. #61
    assburgers
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    10,925
    BG Level
    9

    In a twist worthy of Shyamalan, Japan attacked Pearl Harbor because of 9/11.

  2. #62
    Campaign
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    6,547
    BG Level
    8

    Quote Originally Posted by Max™ View Post
    In a twist worthy of Shyamalan, Japan attacked Pearl Harbor because of 9/11.
    And the Japanese are actually aliens. And that's not the illegal kind.

  3. #63
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    2,751
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Carbuncle
    WoW Realm
    Trollbane

    How about, Osama was dead the whole time. Kind of like a sixth sense type deal.

  4. #64
    assburgers
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    10,925
    BG Level
    9

    Osama WAS his own birth certificate, and only Glen Beck could see him.

  5. #65
    Nidhogg
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    3,815
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Kujata

    Quote Originally Posted by Cephius View Post
    lol grasping at straws just a bit aren't we Swampy? I'd love to see you pull a source that says you didn't pull that out of your ass.

    P.S. libs don't think 9/11 was a conspiracy, they think we were deliberately mislead into invading Iraq under false/invented pretenses. BIG difference.
    Actually your P.S. is wrong according to that poll. I'll find it, I think it was done w/in the past year. It was done in order to see whether more libs think it was an inside job than do Repub's think Obama is from another country.

  6. #66
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    22,049
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    Quote Originally Posted by Therin View Post
    Just because it isn't feasible in the next 2-3 decades doesn't mean it isn't worth mentioning.

    And these ridiculous NASA budget cuts don't help. The officials have forgotten that it takes money to make money - yes, NASA is extraordinarily expensive, but the long-term benefits far outweigh the short-time costs.
    Right on the money on both accounts.


    Quote Originally Posted by antihero View Post
    >implying NASA isn't the biggest economical waste of money in the US

    Nigga u dum

  7. #67
    assburgers
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    10,925
    BG Level
    9

    Quote Originally Posted by SwampdonkeyPLD
    Actually your P.S. is wrong according to that poll. I'll find it, I think it was done w/in the past year. It was done in order to see whether more libs think it was an inside job than do Repub's think Obama is from another country.
    Wait, we're now talking about a poll that was taken in order to see if a larger portion of group A believes statement A than the portion of group B that believes statement B?

    I'm going to flip a (fair) coin, and I'll get heads or tails with a 1/2 probability for either, I'm going to assume heads is most likely, while my friend is going to toss a d6, and assume getting a 1, 4, or 5 is most likely.


    On our own, our assumptions are arbitrary, but acceptable measures of our preconceptions of the events. If you try to compare my assumption that heads will occur more often, to his assumption that (1, 4, 5) will occur more often, you will learn that comparing uncorrelated statistics is useless.

  8. #68
    Pandemonium
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    7,839
    BG Level
    8
    WoW Realm
    Cho'gall

    Quote Originally Posted by SwampdonkeyPLD View Post
    Actually your P.S. is wrong according to that poll. I'll find it, I think it was done w/in the past year. It was done in order to see whether more libs think it was an inside job than do Repub's think Obama is from another country.
    lol

    "Of the following hypotheticals, please check the box next to the one you think is more likely true:

    [ ] Obama is from another country
    [ ] 9/11 was an inside job

    OH MY GOD LIBERALS THINK 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB"

  9. #69
    I'm not safe on my island
    Nikkei will still get me.

    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    20,043
    BG Level
    10

    Stephen Walt says this about this news:

    Color me skeptical. The past few weeks have seen a spate of news suggesting that the US/NATO effort in Afghanistan isn't going well at all. For starters, the assault on Marjah last spring failed to achieve any decisive strategic goals. The much-heralded summer offensive in Kandahar has been delayed and downgraded, and U.S. officials have been steadily lowering expectations. We learnt over the weekend that U.S. intelligence is increasingly focused on uncovering corruption, which means we are getting sucked back into "nation-building" instead of focusing our assets on destroying al Qaeda (which is what President Obama said he'd do when he (foolishly) decided to increase the U.S. commitment in Afghanistan. The Taliban managed to bomb Afghan President Hamid Karzai's semi-bogus "peace jirga," and Karzai himself is said to be losing faith in our ability to prevail and hoping to cut a deal with the Taliban.

    So today -- surprise, surprise -- comes news that Afghanistan isn't a poor country whose primary strategic asset is its ability to grow opium poppies. Nope, turns out Afghanistan is just brimming with iron ore, lithium, cobalt, copper, and other strategic minerals. This report -- which comes from "a small team of Pentagon officials and American geologists" may well be completely correct, but isn't the timing of the release a mite suspicious? This looks to me like an attempt to provide a convincing strategic rationale for an effort that isn't going well.
    http://walt.foreignpolicy.com/

  10. #70
    Pandemonium
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    7,839
    BG Level
    8
    WoW Realm
    Cho'gall

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Stephen Walt says this about this news:



    http://walt.foreignpolicy.com/
    I wouldn't doubt it, wouldn't be the first time a story was pushed through the media in hopes of garnering support for a failing war effort. Though if I had a guess, the mineral deposits are real but we've probably known about them for a long time, and it's just now conveniently getting released to the public as a "news" story.

    I'm curious though, what does Karzai hope to gain by "striking a deal" with the Taliban? Surely he knows they're as likely to slit his throat as they are to deal with him as a government official. Unless this is more of a "I'll give you something if you stop trying to bomb my car" type of thing

  11. #71
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    22,049
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    Man yall repub. niggas still on that Obama is from Mars bullshit? lol

  12. #72
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    22,049
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    I mean hell im still waiting on Revelations and him being the AC to come to fruition and to prove to me the bible can be right for once. Im sure if you throw enough darts in the dark..something, something.

  13. #73
    assburgers
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    10,925
    BG Level
    9

    Quote Originally Posted by Cephius View Post
    I wouldn't doubt it, wouldn't be the first time a story was pushed through the media in hopes of garnering support for a failing war effort. Though if I had a guess, the mineral deposits are real but we've probably known about them for a long time, and it's just now conveniently getting released to the public as a "news" story.

    I'm curious though, what does Karzai hope to gain by "striking a deal" with the Taliban? Surely he knows they're as likely to slit his throat as they are to deal with him as a government official. Unless this is more of a "I'll give you something if you stop trying to bomb my car" type of thing
    *linked this on the last page before we started trying to uncover the retrocausal influences 9/11 had on history*

    http://www.gl.iit.edu/govdocs/afghanistan/Industry.html

    Afghanistan has reserves of a wide variety of nonenergy mineral resources, including iron, chrome, copper, silver, gold barite sulfur, talc, magnesium, mica, marble, and lapis lazuli. By 1985 Soviet surveys had also revealed potentially useful deposits of asbestos, nickel, mercury, lead, zinc, bauxite, lithium, and rubies.

    The Afghan government in the mid1980s was preparing to develop a number of these resources on a large scale with Soviet technical assistance. These efforts were directed primarily at the country's large iron and copper reserves.

    The iron ore deposits contained an estimated 1.7 billion tons of mixed hematite and magnetite, averaging 62 percent iron. These reserves, among the world's largest, are located at Hajji Gak, almost 4,000 meters up in the Hindu Kush, northwest of Kabul in Bamian Province. Development started in 1983, and because the Afghan authorities had put forth no plan to establish an iron and steel industry, the output appeared destined for the Soviet steel mills in Tashkent.

    Btw, Miz, I love that we both had the urge to make refererences to throwing darts blindly, I was going to put "my friend is going to toss darts at a phone book, and assume hitting a man's name is more likely" but figured dice toss + assumption vs coin toss + assumption fit better.

  14. #74
    Cerberus
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Posts
    461
    BG Level
    4

    Quote Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata View Post
    So since its gonna take ~40 years to set up the infrastructure and local personnel trained to do this shit, does this mean we are really setting up for the long haul in Afghanistan?
    We are in afghan for the long haul regardless, the mineral deposit is just icing on the cake

  15. #75
    assburgers
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    10,925
    BG Level
    9

    Seriously though, kinda sucks that this might fuck over another population of snow leopards that were filtering back into their old Afghan ranges.


    http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpr...eopardcub2.jpg


    http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpr...ncia_uncia.jpg

    Anyone know where we can mine for more big beautiful cats?

  16. #76
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    22,049
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    I wish. I saw something on Nat.Geo where they were talking about how the Snow Leopards were making a slight and slow comeback into the area, and then this news broke today lol.

  17. #77
    alsohawks

    ALL YOU YOUNG HACKEY
    PLAYERS OUT THERE

    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    5,960
    BG Level
    8

    So you're saying if we built a giant space-econoline van we could move the snow leopards to the asteroids with shitty minerals like buttanium and use the same transport to bring the good asteroids back to earth? I mean yeah it saves on gas but where do you put that many white vans?

  18. #78
    assburgers
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    10,925
    BG Level
    9

    Dunno, I bet we'd need a big fucking empty parking lot, like they use for planes or some shit.

  19. #79
    Science Fiction Super Fan
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    3,053
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Cerberus

    Quote Originally Posted by Caiyuo View Post
    So you're saying if we built a giant space-econoline van we could move the snow leopards to the asteroids with shitty minerals like buttanium and use the same transport to bring the good asteroids back to earth? I mean yeah it saves on gas but where do you put that many white vans?
    precisely my good man, PRECISELY

  20. #80
    Ridill
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    10,210
    BG Level
    9
    FFXI Server
    Asura

    Why do we care? Whether the Afghans utilize their resources or not isn't really our concern. Unless we're just afraid of what they'll do with their newfound money. Maybe they'll not even bother mining it themselves, if they don't have the equipment/infrastructure, and sell the mining rights to someone else.

Page 4 of 6 FirstFirst ... 2 3 4 5 6 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. FCC To Comcast: NO SOUP FOR YOU
    By Norellicus in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 35
    Last Post: 2008-07-31, 13:37
  2. So how about that Adult Swim...
    By BRP in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 90
    Last Post: 2006-10-18, 10:06